EX-f-ing-ACTLY! I really don't get why she would drop the number on me, then make me jump through burning hoops. My only thought process is either that she didn't get the message (my phone has done dumb *&^% like that before) or that she is exacting retribution for me waiting to call. Otherwise this is like that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the bridge and I'm trying to figure out whether I am dealing with an African swallow or a European swallow.