Also, no repo-man for brains.
Sure. It goes by "BigLaw".
Alas, that's not in the cards, long term at least.
On the subject of post-grad employment, my adviser has some interesting advice. For what I want to do, she said the best thing to do would be to get a supreme court clerkship. Of course, I should get a feeder one first. For that, incredible grades and law review would be expected. Thanks adviser. You're great. She said the same thing to a classmate of mine who is interested in an entirely different field.