Life sucks...

[orky13]

Paris Hilton is open about what she is. I value that honestly.

Angelina always wears black. That's what the bad guys wear.

[orky13]

Gross.

Mostly I am just mad she is a homewrecker.

[Steve.jd]

I feel like it's not fair to blame her for being a homewrecker, even if it were true that Brangelina cause the Brad and Jen split--hello, Mr Pitt's fault? 

And TomKat scares me.  I mean, I honestly think Tom Cruise is the scariest person alive.

Tom Cruise come out of the closet!!

[orky13]

not a fan of Brangelina?  What about Bennifer?  Or TomKat?  

That would be completely fair to say, though I don't mind Bennifer so much.

I feel like it's not fair to blame her for being a homewrecker, even if it were true that Brangelina cause the Brad and Jen split--hello, Mr Pitt's fault?

I feel entirely comfortable blaming Brad and Angelina both. I have no reservations about it.

Tom Cruise come out of the closet!!

Or rather, lock yourself in it and don't come out again you jumpy tiny little man! (I can say that, I am 5'11")

[orky13]

hahaa but I bet you are a guy!

[orky13]

And I am not... so you are, what, about 4 inches taller than average? Well see I am about 5 or 6! So relatively speaking, you are shorter than me.

At least you are taller than Tom Cruise. But then again, so am I

I think our IQ's are taller than his too.

[krumanadi]

Tom Cruise come out of the closet!!

Or rather, lock yourself in it and don't come out again you jumpy tiny little man! (I can say that, I am 5'11")

I'm 6'1.


TWOINCHESTALLERPWNED!!!1!1!!

hahahahahhaha

[trogdor]

Mummy says it is important to help the poors.  Maybe we should have our Daddies send Yale the money to buy a new mansion?

I did that once to help a woman who was the poors and working as a dancer at a resort in the Poconos that my family visited each summer.  Daddy wrote a check so she could have an illegal abortion, while I learned her dance routine to take her place in a major performance.  I fell in love with her partner, though, and in the end Daddy found out about it all.  He still helped her out, but we weren't speaking for a while.  I grew up so much that summer!

 

best thread ever!

[TopGunna]

hooray for angelina's boobies

that isnt even her body.  a friend of mine in the music scene in la said that her butt is so flat she had to wear special pants

I have full faith in Angelina's body, which has been verified in many films. Although, Jessica Alba would be a very good savior as well. She's in too. Twice the salvation for everybody!

Paris Hilton can play the role of Satan.

I would give up a full ride to any T14 with scholarship to kiss Angelina's flat ass!  I might give up a $1000 scholarship and Cooley admittance to have sex with Paris.

Boo-Yah!

[cyberrev]

ugh.  i'd boink paris and her sister first