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Wit; Developing it...

florentino ariza

Re: Wit; Developing it...
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2006, 08:48:44 AM »
i'd like to think i'm witty.

i guess the people to ask would be the LSDers i've met.

Re: Wit; Developing it...
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2006, 12:03:36 PM »
If your witty stories aren't going well, try adding in "and then I found $20." That way, even if your audience isn't charmed, they're listening.

Whoa, and I always thought $5 would suffice.

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Re: Wit; Developing it...
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2006, 12:06:10 PM »
Booze greatly aides ones wit.
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cyberrev

Re: Wit; Developing it...
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2006, 12:19:34 PM »
If your witty stories aren't going well, try adding in "and then I found $20." That way, even if your audience isn't charmed, they're listening.



i would recommend adding "and then i slept with imnobody"

that will really get the audiences attention

at least around here

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Re: Wit; Developing it...
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2006, 12:37:23 PM »
Maybe you should just worship to toilet gods for wit, but then you will probably just burn in hell.

cyberrev

Re: Wit; Developing it...
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2006, 12:39:51 PM »
dont let the lid slam you in the head

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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2006, 12:40:41 PM »
Oh well, if it does you can make it "environmentally friendly". BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2006, 12:42:59 PM »
Oh well, if it does you can make it "environmentally friendly". BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Re: Wit; Developing it...
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2006, 12:44:11 PM »
***Nips div**