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[Lilacs04]

You're from the Bronx? So...have you ever been shot? 

[curly]

Curly is much sexier than David Ortiz.

jsia

Chica, you're really making my night...If the Official Sexologist says I'm sexy, it must be true.

[SCgrad]

Hey Chica, am I sexy?

[moonchigger]

I'm originally from Oregon and the first time I went to the east coast (DC) I was asked by another school child my age if I rode a horse to school (it was obviously influenced by the Oregon Trail game).

Other than that I never got "King of the Hill" but after living in Texas for 7 years I think it's by far the funniest cartoon on TV.

[skaiserbrown]

Curly is much sexier than David Ortiz.

jsia

Chica, you're really making my night...If the Official Sexologists says I'm sexy, it must be true.

but he's DAVID f-ing ORTIZ!

i'd wager over half of boston's straight male population would bend over and let him @#!* them in the ass if he asked.

this is not to say curly ain't hot.

but she never had back to back gamewinning hits against the f-ing yankees in the greastest postseason series ever played.

[skaiserbrown]

ORTIZZLE DOES NOT USE ROIDS!

 

THIS MEANS WAR!

[skaiserbrown]

HE'S COMING FOR YOU!

except he's big papi. so he'd probably smile and wave his hands and give gold coins to the poor children and cure cancer.

[skaiserbrown]

he is a wonderful smiling giant.

*sighs whimsically*

[skaiserbrown]

well, you do work for that division of your company...

maybe if it was one of the others...

[skaiserbrown]

yeah, you can mock their TTT UG and their standardized test scores.

and say that you wouldn't join mensa because you don't like being lumped in with people who scored a 163 on the LSAT.