Single guy requesting advice from the ladies...

[thinknpositive]

you guys are soso cute

the first guy i met on jdate took me to paris...

The first guy, damn you're lucky!  The first girl I met on jdate made me want to vomit.

[lexylit]

i hope it was the copious tequila shots & not her personality

although it sounds like you didnt get j-laid

[thinknpositive]

i hope it was the copious tequila shots & not her personality

although it sounds like you didnt get j-laid

The first girl actually invited me in, I told her I had to get home.  Had a busy day planned.  You know, home depot, bed bath and beyond....

I only had one j-hookup, never got j-laid.  It was actually my first hookup after breaking up with a long time girlfriend.  The hookup was real real bad.  I was just so used to my ex.  How she moved, how she felt, how she kissed.  I couldn't get anything right.

I think it was easily the worst hookup of my life.  Or maybe all jewish girls are bad hookups? 

So you were j-laid in paris?  How nice!

[lexylit]

AAAHHHHH you're on crack

[thinknpositive]

AAAHHHHH you're on crack

I must get j-laid before i die.  Though right now I'll settle for getting g-laid, h-laid, whatever-laid etc.

[guyutegirl (Jew-Lo)]

Thanks for the kind words Jew-lo. But I have to admit, you and I have talked before. I just changed my screen name.

Oh *&^%. Goddamnit. @#!*. I don't like the sound of this at all. What was your name...and what horrible things did i say to you? <cringe> Oh christ, this better not be ltb or i'm screwed... 

[guyutegirl (Jew-Lo)]

tt!! you piece of *&^%! don't do that to me again...

[ttiwed]

haha! thanks. luv ya too. 

[thechoson]

I have one piece of advice for you-

Do what the @#!* you want to do.  You only get one life, sleep with as many women as possible.

[guyutegirl (Jew-Lo)]

I have one piece of advice for you-

Do what the @#!* you want to do.  You only get one life, sleep with as many women as possible.

WTF??? I hate for you to get this twice in one morning but you're a f-ing moron you crazy @#!*. You're not pluggin through em yourself, AND DON'T SAY U DON'T WANT 2