Being a Single Guy in Law School is Tough.

[papercranes]

what?  huh?  what sort of thread is this?

this is wholly, absolutely, 185% untrue.  (possibly excepting the fact that the married guys usually bring the best lunches.)

Hey... I told you I can cook.

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There are pretty cute girls at our law school, I think.  Most are taken.

This would be devastating for me. (I broke up with lady friend you met...)

Sorry to hear about that.  She was pretty cute.  But, hey, I totally applaud you for getting out of the U of C fishbowl.  And U of C law student has a certain cache, no?

They're definitely taken.  I went to a party at Regents hosted by what is, IMO, the cutest girl at our school.  Her boyfriend was an idiot.  Then again, you can try to break into the FL girls clique.  I think they're all single.

[papercranes]

what?  huh?  what sort of thread is this?

this is wholly, absolutely, 185% untrue.  (possibly excepting the fact that the married guys usually bring the best lunches.)

Hey... I told you I can cook.

again, you've got it all backwards.  I'll be making the sandwiches; you'll be doing the studying.

Hobbes, check your pms. But I concede smarmyness.

reez, fine. I'm starving. where are you when I need you?

[botbot]

I went to a party at Regents hosted by what is, IMO, the cutest girl at our school.  Her boyfriend was an idiot. 

She lives in my dorm.  We're good friends.  She's dating some doofus with a beard.

I love you so much it hurts.

[papercranes]

yeah, I think not, R

Have you seen the chicks at my school? he-lloo nurse!

[papercranes]

yeah, I think not, R

Have you seen the chicks at my school? he-lloo nurse!

Good call.  We're generally nonorange out here.  Generally.

hahah I didn't mean stotan's nurse.

I meant... I dunno. pretty girls here

[papercranes]

Are we facebook friends random?  I used a bunch of fake tanner to perfect the Jersey Guido look on Halloween... pretttty orange myself, still.

fb stalks reezy

::laughs:: nice halloween costume!

[DonaldDarko]

#1. There aren't that many hot girls in law school. We've all succumbed to the "law school hot" phenomenon. I've seen maybe five genuine 10s in the whole student body, and I'm sure some of them weren't actually law students and were just passing through the building.

#2. Don't be a loser. You don't want or need a girlfriend. Consider the advantage you have over your attached peers. No issues, no time wasted being flowery and lovey-dovey, no MONEY wasted on useless pacification of female needs...I could go on forever. Point is, law school, the beginning of your career...hell, if you ask me...LIFE...is no time to be attached.

#3. Undergrad chicks are (1) loose, (2) recently emancipated, (3) willing, and (4) wowed by fancy law students that may make $$$$ some day. Use this to your advantage, Poindexter.

#4. Why in Jeebus' name would you EVER want to get involved with a law school girl? They're incredibly needy and demanding. "Smart" women seem to be that way. On top of all of that, you'd have to see her every goddamn day. A man needs his space.

Loneliness and cheeseburgers law school are a dangerous mix. Venture forth into the world, or at least to an undergrad building, and spread your wings, grasshopper.

[Private David Lewis]

I had a hard time following this thread over the past few pages.

Makes me more glad I chose CLS. 

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yeah, I think not, R

Have you seen the chicks at my school? he-lloo nurse!

Good call.  We're generally nonorange out here.  Generally.

There are a few orangey ones... strange I tell you  

Otherwise, I agree, the female half of our class is pretty attractive.  The male half on the other hand... 

What's wrong with the male half?  Short?  Nerdy?  What's unattractive about them?