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Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair

diaa

Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3330 on: August 16, 2005, 10:50:58 PM »
 :D :D :D

Oh Merc, you know me so well

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Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3331 on: August 16, 2005, 10:51:31 PM »
Okay.

No more webcam pictures.

I'm feeling rather self-conscious now.

::sniff::

round face....

don't do that Court. :'(

creM of the crop

Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3332 on: August 16, 2005, 10:51:37 PM »
Okay.

No more webcam pictures.

I'm feeling rather self-conscious now.

::sniff::

round face....

dammit.  Now all the single guys are gonna get pissed at me.

"you don't have a round face.  Please give us more pictures."   ::)

sarmstrong806

Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3333 on: August 16, 2005, 10:52:48 PM »
don't worry everyone thinks you are hot  ::)

sarmstrong806

Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3334 on: August 16, 2005, 10:53:45 PM »
I got a pic of me and my puppies I'll put up in a minute

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Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3335 on: August 16, 2005, 10:54:06 PM »
hah

okay, no

I've been up since 6.

This is not good Courtney-Picture time.

I think your sleep pattern might be off a bit

creM of the crop

Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3336 on: August 16, 2005, 10:54:32 PM »
hah

okay, no

I've been up since 6.

This is not good Courtney-Picture time.

Your pics are harshing my buzz.

sarmstrong806

Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3337 on: August 16, 2005, 10:54:45 PM »
no, I think that would be creepy holding puppies

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Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3338 on: August 16, 2005, 10:54:57 PM »
Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks

 

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they feminine hygiene product on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.


jsia

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Re: Ze Lair of ze "Miss Cutie Blond Firecracker wants to play hardball" Court
« Reply #3339 on: August 16, 2005, 10:55:31 PM »

still not amused

this will haunt you forever, court.