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caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?

texas1

Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2004, 03:34:22 PM »
thoughts?

casino

Were you caught (ahem) red handed?


Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2004, 03:51:10 PM »
I think something like this would actually look favorable for somebody with very high numbers. Think about it. If you apply with a 3.95 and a 175+ and the schools read your addendum, they'll think two things:

1. At least he has a human side.

2. That's how he managed to do so well.

vmersich

Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2004, 03:52:19 PM »
I was once in a bathroom stall, and the person in the stall next to me just decided to stick their (in the antiquated grammatically correct usage of the word) head under the barrier and stare at me.  I think their head was there for a good 3 or 4 second before I noticed it. 

I was so confused.  I would normally shout or kick or something.  I could only come out with, "what the hell are you doing?"

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Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2004, 04:16:55 PM »
I was once in a bathroom stall, and the person in the stall next to me just decided to stick their (in the antiquated grammatically correct usage of the word) head under the barrier and stare at me.  I think their head was there for a good 3 or 4 second before I noticed it. 

I was so confused.  I would normally shout or kick or something.  I could only come out with, "what the hell are you doing?"

Either you were taking a *&^% in a public restroom (a big no-no) or you've just admitted that you're female  :o  ;)

vmersich

Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2004, 04:30:19 PM »
I'm not sure I understand the universality of the first prong in that dillema, newy.  Certainly some public restrooms are nasty, right?

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Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2004, 04:49:46 PM »
I'm not sure I understand the universality of the first prong in that dillema, newy.  Certainly some public restrooms are nasty, right?

You know, you're not supposed to do #2 in public bathrooms (unless they are safe havens... see How To Poo At Work and taking a dump in a public restroom).  I guess a guy can pee sitting down in a stall, but that's also frowned upon, isn't it?

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Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2004, 05:05:19 PM »
During my undergraduate work at Liberty University I took a class on art history. For my final project I decided to research how the heathen painters of the renaissance represented the female form. Much to my dismay the art aroused me an I got a stiffy that would not go away. I tried all the usual methods, prayer, self deprivation, and imagining our chancellor the honorable Rev Falwell naked, but none worked. I thought about leaving, but as luck would have it was Gay Pride day and the whole university was out in force to protest the godless sodomites.  I was now faced with the dilemma of a lifetime. Do I stand up and leave the library stiffy in tow and run the risk of the entire university labeling me a sinner and lynching me for all to see. This is Lynchburg Virginia after all. Or do I succumb to sin and polish one off in my study cubby. Well l chose the latter. Being a young virgin, yet trained in the art of fundie love I knew how to get off quickly and avoid taking to much pleasure in reproduction so I figured  icoudl be done quick and get out safe. However mid ejaculation a member of the Society for the Perseveration of Virtue and the Suppression of Vice noticed the *&^% faced grin I had one and I was caught. I learned a valuable lesson that day one I will never forget. I am telling you this because unlike other students I now know first had the danger of heathen art and jacking off in the library and I can assure you that if you admit me my penis will always remain in my pants.

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Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2004, 07:36:52 AM »
During my undergraduate work at Liberty University I took a class on art history. For my final project I decided to research how the heathen painters of the renaissance represented the female form. Much to my dismay the art aroused me an I got a stiffy that would not go away. I tried all the usual methods, prayer, self deprivation, and imagining our chancellor the honorable Rev Falwell naked, but none worked. I thought about leaving, but as luck would have it was Gay Pride day and the whole university was out in force to protest the godless sodomites. I was now faced with the dilemma of a lifetime. Do I stand up and leave the library stiffy in tow and run the risk of the entire university labeling me a sinner and lynching me for all to see. This is Lynchburg Virginia after all. Or do I succumb to sin and polish one off in my study cubby. Well l chose the latter. Being a young virgin, yet trained in the art of fundie love I knew how to get off quickly and avoid taking to much pleasure in reproduction so I figured icoudl be done quick and get out safe. However mid ejaculation a member of the Society for the Perseveration of Virtue and the Suppression of Vice noticed the sh*t faced grin I had one and I was caught. I learned a valuable lesson that day one I will never forget. I am telling you this because unlike other students I now know first had the danger of heathen art and jacking off in the library and I can assure you that if you admit me my penis will always remain in my pants.

julie pondering how to respond...

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Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2004, 05:03:29 PM »
oh boy....

heyya

Re: caught masturbating in the university library. addendum?
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2004, 08:44:32 PM »
During my undergraduate work at Liberty University I took a class on art history. For my final project I decided to research how the heathen painters of the renaissance represented the female form. Much to my dismay the art aroused me an I got a stiffy that would not go away. I tried all the usual methods, prayer, self deprivation, and imagining our chancellor the honorable Rev Falwell naked, but none worked. I thought about leaving, but as luck would have it was Gay Pride day and the whole university was out in force to protest the godless sodomites.  I was now faced with the dilemma of a lifetime. Do I stand up and leave the library stiffy in tow and run the risk of the entire university labeling me a sinner and lynching me for all to see. This is Lynchburg Virginia after all. Or do I succumb to sin and polish one off in my study cubby. Well l chose the latter. Being a young virgin, yet trained in the art of fundie love I knew how to get off quickly and avoid taking to much pleasure in reproduction so I figured  icoudl be done quick and get out safe. However mid ejaculation a member of the Society for the Perseveration of Virtue and the Suppression of Vice noticed the sh*t faced grin I had one and I was caught. I learned a valuable lesson that day one I will never forget. I am telling you this because unlike other students I now know first had the danger of heathen art and jacking off in the library and I can assure you that if you admit me my penis will always remain in my pants.


f*ing hilarious.