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Off-Topic Area => General Off-Topic Board => Topic started by: thechoson on July 25, 2004, 11:03:48 AM

Title: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 25, 2004, 11:03:48 AM
Come on, vent.  I sure as hell would like to female dog about every single f-ing race and their sterotypes out there, cause LA sure brings out the hidden racist in me.

I will start with my own kind, the Koreans.  We are a bunch of wife beating, daughter spoiling, son hating, dry cleaner or liquor store owning bitches who will wear burberry scarfs and drive in Lexuses even if we are in debt cause of our lousy gambling habits.  And we smoke too much.

Mexicans.  Every single accident I have been in, has been with a Mexican, in the worst beater car you could f-ing imagine.  Learn how to drive, and stop jumping the fence.

White people.  You guys rule, please don't kill me.

Black people.  You guys rule, please don't kill me.  But for the love of god, please, get your hand off your dicks when you are walking around.

Chinese people.  You motherfuckers always stare me down when I walk into one of your f-ing fortune cookie wannabe stores, like I would want to rob an overpriced model of you great god Buddah.  ( now if you had THE Buddah, it would be a different story...)  And your f-ing women, please, make up your f-ing minds. I want some consistency.  Either all of you are f-ing trolls, or all of you are Zhang Ziyi hot.  There is just too much discrepency, and it is confusing the *&^% out of me.  I guess in a country of 1.3 billion, there's not enough makeup to go around.  Now, speaking of that 1.3 billion.  Send about 400 million hot chicks to the United States, and repatriot them as Korean- Americans.  That will help your population problem.

Japanese people.  You know, honestly, I have absolutely NO complaints about you guys.  You guys are usually polite to me if I walk into one of your stores, and your chicks are cute, and damnit, you built me a hell of a 1995 Nissan Maxima. So kudos to you, even if you did take over my country and make us your bitches.  Alright, now that I think about it, you guys suck too.

Jews. My boss is a Jew.  A Jew signs my paycheck.  So no complaints.

Middle Easterners.  No, not all of you are terrorists, I agree.  But most of you are slick, quick talking, Italian mobster wannabes that drive around in Porches and hit on hot white women, or won't acknowledge women, period.

Indians.  You guys would have gotten the most *&^% from me before Friday.  But I saw Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, and thanks to that down ass mofo Kumar, you get a reprieve.  So thank his chain weed smoking ass.

And I could go on and on...
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thinknpositive on July 25, 2004, 11:51:08 AM

White people.  You guys rule, please don't kill me.

Jews. My boss is a Jew.  A Jew signs my paycheck.  So no complaints.

I don't consider myself white, I consider myself jewish.  But many people say I am white and that I falsely seperate myself from other whites by adding unwarranted importance to my religion. But apparently you distinguish between the two as well. How do you define white, a light-skinned Christian male?
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 25, 2004, 04:10:30 PM
I distinguish Jews from whites, so I guess everyone else.  But ethnic Jews are the ones I distinguish, rather than the ones that take on the Religion, if that makes sense?
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: strayfoxx on July 25, 2004, 05:49:02 PM
Man that was hilarious!!!  You built me one hell of a 1995 Nissan Maxima...oh man classic.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: NYKnicks on July 25, 2004, 05:55:50 PM
I would tend to agree with the Mexicans needing to learn how to drive with a bad car. I had an accident last month where this Mexican driving a van at like 45 mph ran through the stop sign, totaled my car, spun me a 360 and all he had to say to me when I got out was "Don't worry man, insurance covers it all".

On the other hand, I do have a few friends who are Mexican and I guess they drive fine...
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 26, 2004, 07:30:52 AM
No, my Mexican friends drive like crap too
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: NYKnicks on July 26, 2004, 07:51:59 AM
Come to think of it...yeah, point well taken.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: theresa11 on July 26, 2004, 08:33:36 AM
What about the Filipinos....I'd like to hear this one. (I'm FilipiNA)
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: mkagan on July 26, 2004, 08:36:49 AM
I think we should include geographic racisms on this list...
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 26, 2004, 08:44:15 AM
What about the Filipinos....I'd like to hear this one. (I'm FilipiNA)

Asian wannabes when it suits them, Mexican wannabes when it suits them.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: dsong02 on July 26, 2004, 08:47:50 AM
What about the Filipinos....I'd like to hear this one. (I'm FilipiNA)

Asian wannabes when it suits them, Mexican wannabes when it suits them.

thats pretty sad when you wanna be like mexicans.

i hate all white people except for jews.  jews are cool...theyre the koreans of the white world.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: Tezcatlipoca on July 26, 2004, 08:52:49 AM
Why dont you go eat a pet?
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: Anti_Ivy on July 26, 2004, 08:54:40 AM
Why dont you go eat a pet?

ROTFLMFAO
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: dsong02 on July 26, 2004, 09:04:47 AM
Why dont you go eat a pet?

why?  eating opossum and drinking its blood is better? 

and my pets have already been eaten.  care to share yours?

and if youre not talking to me, then nevermind.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: strayfoxx on July 26, 2004, 01:02:11 PM
Why aren't Mexicans in the Olympics?

Because if they could run, jump, and swim they'd already be in the United States!!!
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 26, 2004, 01:04:10 PM
Why aren't Mexicans in the Olympics?

Because if they could run, jump, and swim they'd already be in the United States!!!

Air getting sucked out of room by lame, old joke.  I heard this one back in 7th grade.

But good try though.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: theresa11 on July 26, 2004, 01:47:04 PM
What about the Filipinos....I'd like to hear this one. (I'm FilipiNA)

Asian wannabes when it suits them, Mexican wannabes when it suits them.

That wasn't too bad.  I've heard worst....
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 26, 2004, 01:48:50 PM
I don't really deal with a lot of Filipinos. Those Southeast Asians all scare me
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thinknpositive on July 26, 2004, 02:10:29 PM
I don't really deal with a lot of Filipinos. Those Southeast Asians all scare me

i like their tatts
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: dsong02 on July 26, 2004, 02:27:44 PM
I don't really deal with a lot of Filipinos. Those Southeast Asians all scare me

yeah.  thems are like little red ants...small, red, dirty, and theyll bite the *&^% out of you and eventually kill you.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thinknpositive on July 26, 2004, 02:28:46 PM
I don't really deal with a lot of Filipinos. Those Southeast Asians all scare me

yeah.  thems are like little red ants...small, red, dirty, and theyll bite the *&^% out of you and eventually kill you.

you mean aboriginees?
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: dsong02 on July 26, 2004, 02:32:51 PM
I don't really deal with a lot of Filipinos. Those Southeast Asians all scare me

yeah.  thems are like little red ants...small, red, dirty, and theyll bite the *&^% out of you and eventually kill you.

you mean aboriginees?

no...aboriginees will eat you.  southeast asians willjust bite the *&^% out of you...then use your skin for winter coats.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: theresa11 on July 26, 2004, 05:52:47 PM
ummm....we don't have winter in the Philippines...it's hot and humid all year long...it's a tropical island. Maybe you're talking about another set of southeast Asians, although I can't think of who it might be....hmmm....
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 26, 2004, 10:41:20 PM
I had a crush on a Filipina once.  5 minutes later, I came to my senses and started hitting on Dsong instead
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: KALIND on July 27, 2004, 12:50:06 AM
I met this girl while studying abroad, everything was cool until I find out she was Cambodian.  Homegirl spoke Chinese, looked Chinese, ate Chinese, and even was into the whole HK FOB thing. Damn.  What a shame...
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thechoson on July 27, 2004, 07:29:15 AM
I met this girl while studying abroad, everything was cool until I find out she was Cambodian.  Homegirl spoke Chinese, looked Chinese, ate Chinese, and even was into the whole HK FOB thing. Damn.  What a shame...

That is officially the best avatar I've seen yet.

It is a thriller
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: Nickleback on February 24, 2007, 11:33:27 PM
Bluewarrior.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: ! B L U E WAR R I O R..! on February 24, 2007, 11:39:17 PM
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Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: Nickleback on February 24, 2007, 11:39:53 PM
Putz.
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: thestradgirl on February 26, 2007, 08:33:14 AM
Come on, vent.  I sure as hell would like to female dog about every single f-ing race and their sterotypes out there, cause LA sure brings out the hidden racist in me.

I will start with my own kind, the Koreans.  We are a bunch of wife beating, daughter spoiling, son hating, dry cleaner or liquor store owning bitches who will wear burberry scarfs and drive in Lexuses even if we are in debt cause of our lousy gambling habits.  And we smoke too much.

Mexicans.  Every single accident I have been in, has been with a Mexican, in the worst beater car you could f-ing imagine.  Learn how to drive, and stop jumping the fence.

White people.  You guys rule, please don't kill me.

Black people.  You guys rule, please don't kill me.  But for the love of god, please, get your hand off your dicks when you are walking around.

Chinese people.  You motherfuckers always stare me down when I walk into one of your f-ing fortune cookie wannabe stores, like I would want to rob an overpriced model of you great god Buddah.  ( now if you had THE Buddah, it would be a different story...)  And your f-ing women, please, make up your f-ing minds. I want some consistency.  Either all of you are f-ing trolls, or all of you are Zhang Ziyi hot.  There is just too much discrepency, and it is confusing the sh*t out of me.  I guess in a country of 1.3 billion, there's not enough makeup to go around.  Now, speaking of that 1.3 billion.  Send about 400 million hot chicks to the United States, and repatriot them as Korean- Americans.  That will help your population problem.

Japanese people.  You know, honestly, I have absolutely NO complaints about you guys.  You guys are usually polite to me if I walk into one of your stores, and your chicks are cute, and damnit, you built me a hell of a 1995 Nissan Maxima. So kudos to you, even if you did take over my country and make us your bitches.  Alright, now that I think about it, you guys suck too.

Jews. My boss is a Jew.  A Jew signs my paycheck.  So no complaints.

Middle Easterners.  No, not all of you are terrorists, I agree.  But most of you are slick, quick talking, Italian mobster wannabes that drive around in Porches and hit on hot white women, or won't acknowledge women, period.

Indians.  You guys would have gotten the most sh*t from me before Friday.  But I saw Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, and thanks to that down ass mofo Kumar, you get a reprieve.  So thank his chain weed smoking ass.

And I could go on and on...

:D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Become a racist for a minute.
Post by: obamacon on February 26, 2007, 08:37:50 AM
:D :D :D :D :D

I've never actually heard those Korean ones.