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Title: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on December 08, 2005, 08:41:28 AM
build a device that drips a slow-burning acid onto him, while killer bees sting him to death.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: vegemitemama on December 08, 2005, 08:47:59 AM
:'(
I do not want to kill SW. I love him.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: vegemitemama on December 08, 2005, 09:08:53 AM
Why are y'all being so mean? :( Poor SW.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: skaiserbrown on December 08, 2005, 09:54:41 AM
swas is already in too much danger. no killing swats!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: vegemitemama on December 08, 2005, 09:55:49 AM
swas is already in too much danger. no killing swats!

I agree!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: skaiserbrown on December 08, 2005, 10:19:06 AM
swats is awesome.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on December 08, 2005, 10:25:55 AM
i must be REALLY dense because I still am not understanding this....
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: vegemitemama on December 08, 2005, 10:27:13 AM
Just ask him. He'll tell you. PM him. :)
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on December 08, 2005, 10:28:04 AM
Just ask him. He'll tell you. PM him. :)

he might not tell me now that i am plotting to kill him...  :)
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: vegemitemama on December 08, 2005, 10:32:30 AM
Just ask him. He'll tell you. PM him. :)

he might not tell me now that i am plotting to kill him... :)

That's true. And his employer might have something to say about it, too.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: skaiserbrown on December 08, 2005, 10:34:00 AM
Just ask him. He'll tell you. PM him. :)

he might not tell me now that i am plotting to kill him... :)

That's true. And his employer might have something to say about it, too.

swats has a posse.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: skaiserbrown on December 08, 2005, 08:16:35 PM
BOOM!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: vegemitemama on December 08, 2005, 08:53:21 PM
I'd kill him the same way Dzhokhar Dudayev (former president of Chechnya) was killed.

I would call him, track his cell phone signal, and then send a missile directly to that spot. But I may have to settle for tracking the computer he's sitting at.

You could have done that earlier today when I was on the phone to him. :) jsia. ;D
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on December 08, 2005, 09:39:25 PM
Considering where swats is forced to live right now, he'd probably want you to kill him.

I know I would've.  hahaha

Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: vegemitemama on December 08, 2005, 09:42:39 PM
Nah, he's got air-conditioning in his tent. He'll be okay. :)
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on December 08, 2005, 09:47:35 PM
There are more reasons than just that...

Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on January 17, 2006, 01:23:00 PM
bump  ;D

push him off a cliff with a rope and a rock tied to his leg.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on February 01, 2006, 08:58:33 PM
see???
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on February 03, 2006, 09:47:38 PM
You can't kill stone by dropping it!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on February 03, 2006, 10:08:31 PM
You can't kill stone by dropping it!


then ill just take him and bash you over the head with him.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on February 03, 2006, 10:17:58 PM
But that will kill only me, not Stan.  Solves only one problem!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on February 03, 2006, 10:21:34 PM
But that will kill only me, not Stan.  Solves only one problem!


It would leave him a soaked with your blood, and probably chipped all over. Then I can burry him with you...or have you both creamated, together, and spread your combined ashes over the grounds of YALE. its the only way he'd ever get in, you know. stopping you from reproducing in the process is an added bonus.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on February 03, 2006, 10:27:23 PM
Or better yet, use him as my gravestone, but bury me just outside Yale, so he's facing the gates forever, knowing that he can never move from his spot, tortured by every single person who goes through that gate.

I'm willing to offer my life for such a noble and dastardly cause.

Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on February 03, 2006, 11:08:41 PM
NO SILVER LININGS, CAMELMAN!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on February 03, 2006, 11:21:53 PM
It is one.  And it's not allowed.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on February 04, 2006, 11:07:47 AM
Or better yet, use him as my gravestone, but bury me just outside Yale, so he's facing the gates forever, knowing that he can never move from his spot, tortured by every single person who goes through that gate.

I'm willing to offer my life for such a noble and dastardly cause.


I really like this idea.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on February 04, 2006, 11:29:35 AM
I liked J's idea so much, I modified it into my quote!  :D whole thing didn't fit tho.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on March 24, 2006, 06:16:01 PM
knowing is half the battle.

GI Stan.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on August 20, 2009, 02:28:41 PM
BUMP!!!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 18, 2009, 01:55:03 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 18, 2009, 01:57:06 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on September 18, 2009, 02:23:34 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 18, 2009, 03:07:55 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: Astro on September 18, 2009, 06:36:56 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 19, 2009, 02:42:21 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: Astro on September 19, 2009, 08:02:39 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 20, 2009, 07:27:12 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: Astro on September 21, 2009, 07:39:17 AM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 23, 2009, 07:07:09 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: Astro on September 23, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 24, 2009, 03:08:22 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on September 24, 2009, 07:44:18 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 26, 2009, 06:49:28 AM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on September 28, 2009, 06:16:39 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on September 30, 2009, 09:22:17 AM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on October 01, 2009, 07:24:03 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on October 03, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I expected that.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on October 05, 2009, 12:09:52 AM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I'm Duck, and I suck.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: The Poster on October 05, 2009, 03:06:17 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I'm Duck, and I suck.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on October 05, 2009, 09:19:44 PM
BUMP!!!

I felt that.

Twice, in fact.

I'm Duck, and I suck.

It's like nothing ever changed.

nothing has.

Beautifully cryptic.

yes.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: Elephant Lee on October 06, 2009, 06:47:58 AM
Too much grabass in here.
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: FossilJ on October 06, 2009, 11:04:49 PM
Too much grabass in here.

Forgive us, father!
Title: Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
Post by: Elephant Lee on October 07, 2009, 06:18:32 AM
Better too much grabassery than assbaggery,