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Title: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 11:15:48 AM
here r 3 things that i saw this morning that have unsettled me.

1. a dead black lab prolly a couple years old on the inner lane of the freeway, body intact, with a pool of thick fresh red blood oozing from underneath his body. his face was towards me and his tongue was hanging out. he would have looked cute if he was alive.

2. a dead white cat with black spots on the side of the road pulling into work, body completely intact just lying on the road. no blood and i couldnt really see its face, but it was lying towards the curb. he looked like a young playful kitten/cat.

3. a dead black beetle on the atrium in from of my work. it was squashed but dry and looked like it had been there for a few days.

then to top it off i looked up from the beetle and there were two black crows crowing and when i turned to them, they flew away without any additional movement on my part.

today is going to be a crazy @$$ f*ckin day.  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: dsong02 on June 21, 2004, 11:17:54 AM
lol...you are SO chinese, its not even funny. 

i swear, you guys are the most superstitious people in the world.  jade bracelets, long fingernails (uh-oh...lets not go there again), jade rings, red envelopes, etc.
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 11:18:56 AM
lol...you are SO chinese, its not even funny. 

i swear, you guys are the most superstitious people in the world.  jade bracelets, long fingernails (uh-oh...lets not go there again), jade rings, red envelopes, etc.

its prolly cause my ancestors smoked too much damn opium generations ago...those thoughtless punks  :P
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: dsong02 on June 21, 2004, 11:19:54 AM
lol...you are SO chinese, its not even funny. 

i swear, you guys are the most superstitious people in the world.  jade bracelets, long fingernails (uh-oh...lets not go there again), jade rings, red envelopes, etc.

its prolly cause my ancestors smoked too much damn opium generations ago...those thoughtless punks  :P

opium is good *&^%.  i wonder how you would have turned out if they had crack back then. 
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 11:20:33 AM
but seriously seeing the dog and the cat freaked the hell outta me...they were both so close to life still that it was a trip...sigh...maybe i should just go home and smoke weed all day and to be safe not go out for the rest of the day...  :(
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 11:21:24 AM
lol...you are SO chinese, its not even funny. 

i swear, you guys are the most superstitious people in the world.  jade bracelets, long fingernails (uh-oh...lets not go there again), jade rings, red envelopes, etc.

its prolly cause my ancestors smoked too much damn opium generations ago...those thoughtless punks  :P

opium is good *&^%.  i wonder how you would have turned out if they had crack back then. 

i dunno chinknese people are already skinny mofos we would prolly look the same but just be more fidgety and paranoid and also less hungry  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: dsong02 on June 21, 2004, 11:23:05 AM
but seriously seeing the dog and the cat freaked the hell outta me...they were both so close to life still that it was a trip...sigh...maybe i should just go home and smoke weed all day and to be safe not go out for the rest of the day...  :(

i bet something will happen to you if you stay in all day.  kinda like that movie...'final destination'...where you cant cheat death at all.  if it happens, it happens.  c'est la vie...

but nothing will happen.  you probably smoked too much before coming out today.
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 11:28:02 AM
but seriously seeing the dog and the cat freaked the hell outta me...they were both so close to life still that it was a trip...sigh...maybe i should just go home and smoke weed all day and to be safe not go out for the rest of the day...  :(

i bet something will happen to you if you stay in all day.  kinda like that movie...'final destination'...where you cant cheat death at all.  if it happens, it happens.  c'est la vie...

but nothing will happen.  you probably smoked too much before coming out today.

werd. ill prolly choke to death on the food im scarfing down because of the cottonmouth. i dont think its really a threat to my life, but its more a threat to the relationship im in...because...sigh well maybe ill talk about it later  :-\ i try not to smoke any more i just stick to cigarettes and prescription opiates which are arguably worse.
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 12:10:48 PM
Chinks are weird like that.  I am going to change their culture after I take over Korea, and lead the army to a glorious victory over the Chinese fucks.  That will teach them.  Now.. if I can just find a way to get this nuke to work...
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 01:59:10 PM
Chinks are weird like that.  I am going to change their culture after I take over Korea, and lead the army to a glorious victory over the Chinese fucks.  That will teach them.  Now.. if I can just find a way to get this nuke to work...

i gotta nuke for ur gook @$$  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 02:00:05 PM
Do you really want to spark an Incidental international?  Is that what you want, panda?  Cause you can't handle this bamboo stick
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 02:00:27 PM
I meant international incident.
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 02:02:15 PM
Do you really want to spark an Incidental international?  Is that what you want, panda?  Cause you can't handle this bamboo stick

yo i eat bamboo sticks for breakfast, lunch and dinner. ooooo  :-*

sigh we need more girls on the board cho im bored of flirting with u all day  ;)
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 02:06:29 PM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 02:37:05 PM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?

id go with a gram of crystal meth and a stack of porn...that way they wont say anything to u about watchin porn at werk because u might go ape$h*t crackhead on them...o and wear some black leather pants on the first day that way ull be in with the guys and the girls.  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 02:39:14 PM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?

id go with a gram of crystal meth and a stack of porn...that way they wont say anything to u about watchin porn at werk because u might go ape$h*t crackhead on them...o and wear some black leather pants on the first day that way ull be in with the guys and the girls.  :-*

Want to get me fired?
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: dsong02 on June 21, 2004, 02:39:45 PM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?

id go with a gram of crystal meth and a stack of porn...that way they wont say anything to u about watchin porn at werk because u might go ape$h*t crackhead on them...o and wear some black leather pants on the first day that way ull be in with the guys and the girls.  :-*

if you do that, youll need some vaseline and a icy-hot bandage for your wrist as well.  actually, for choson, itll be more for his fingers than his wrist. 
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 02:43:30 PM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?

id go with a gram of crystal meth and a stack of porn...that way they wont say anything to u about watchin porn at werk because u might go ape$h*t crackhead on them...o and wear some black leather pants on the first day that way ull be in with the guys and the girls.  :-*

if you do that, youll need some vaseline and a icy-hot bandage for your wrist as well.  actually, for choson, itll be more for his fingers than his wrist. 

I would shut your mouth, gochu man
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 21, 2004, 04:59:28 PM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 05:26:48 PM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

You have a male private part, right? Let it decide
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 21, 2004, 06:00:47 PM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

What's goin on with the ball and chain? c'mon. no need to be alone and think about it. Let us help you...she's not pullin a ccg on you is she? Tell me you didn't try the ol piss on her in the shower trick :'(
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 06:04:00 PM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

What's goin on with the ball and chain? c'mon. no need to be alone and think about it. Let us help you...she's not pullin a ccg on you is she? Tell me you didn't try the ol piss on her in the shower trick :'(

@#!* you
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 21, 2004, 06:11:15 PM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

What's goin on with the ball and chain? c'mon. no need to be alone and think about it. Let us help you...she's not pullin a ccg on you is she? Tell me you didn't try the ol piss on her in the shower trick :'(

@#!* you

Thank you :-*  :-*  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 21, 2004, 06:11:52 PM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

What's goin on with the ball and chain? c'mon. no need to be alone and think about it. Let us help you...she's not pullin a ccg on you is she? Tell me you didn't try the ol piss on her in the shower trick :'(

@#!* you

Thank you :-*  :-*  :-*

ass, go back to work, you workaholic
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 21, 2004, 06:14:18 PM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

What's goin on with the ball and chain? c'mon. no need to be alone and think about it. Let us help you...she's not pullin a ccg on you is she? Tell me you didn't try the ol piss on her in the shower trick :'(

@#!* you

Thank you :-*  :-*  :-*

ass, go back to work, you workaholic

scrotebreath, go back to jammin your penis in the toilet paper roll
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 21, 2004, 06:16:43 PM
see what happens hinee (thats my new abrev. name 4 u cause headmachine is too hard 4 me and i like hinee much more) when you don't address these problems early on?
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 22, 2004, 02:23:39 AM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

What's goin on with the ball and chain? c'mon. no need to be alone and think about it. Let us help you...she's not pullin a ccg on you is she? Tell me you didn't try the ol piss on her in the shower trick :'(

whats ccg? it must be something sexy and perverted - knowing u  :-*

dunno realize i still cant be in a relationship yet but she loves me lots and vice versa so im prolly gonna dance around the subject for a bit and then lose someone forever that might have been a friend for life...guess thats what u get for becoming "more than friends".

left to his own wiles, the human male proves to be an extremely vicious creature.  :(
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 22, 2004, 02:28:50 AM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

You have a male private part, right? Let it decide

i decided to be a good person today and let my big brain decide - although the other brain aint that small - so my conscience feels lighter even though my body is pissed at me. i feel like i overcame an obstacle today and i figured out what the signs meant. itll be a good story to tell my baby cousins and kids when they get older. i made a new good friend and hopefully gave her a little light in her relatively dark life.  :-*

now just back to the drawing board tryin to figure out what love is again and then figuring out how to keep it like a pinned down butterfly.  :-\
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: dsong02 on June 22, 2004, 07:10:17 AM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?

id go with a gram of crystal meth and a stack of porn...that way they wont say anything to u about watchin porn at werk because u might go ape$h*t crackhead on them...o and wear some black leather pants on the first day that way ull be in with the guys and the girls.  :-*

if you do that, youll need some vaseline and a icy-hot bandage for your wrist as well.  actually, for choson, itll be more for his fingers than his wrist. 

I would shut your mouth, gochu man

two words:  jaji masahji

and ill flip for your icy hot.

Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 22, 2004, 07:10:40 AM
so should i go hang out with a coworker afterwork? or go home and chill by myself and think about my relationship?  :P

What's goin on with the ball and chain? c'mon. no need to be alone and think about it. Let us help you...she's not pullin a ccg on you is she? Tell me you didn't try the ol piss on her in the shower trick :'(

whats ccg? it must be something sexy and perverted - knowing u  :-*

close...chubby chinese girlfriend


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dunno realize i still cant be in a relationship yet but she loves me lots and vice versa so im prolly gonna dance around the subject for a bit and then lose someone forever that might have been a friend for life...guess thats what u get for becoming "more than friends".

left to his own wiles, the human male proves to be an extremely vicious creature.  :(
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http://www.nature.com/nsu/040614/040614-7.html

what i'm wondering is, rather than tweaking the male gene, why can't they just tweak the female gene to make them not care?
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 22, 2004, 07:17:50 AM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?

id go with a gram of crystal meth and a stack of porn...that way they wont say anything to u about watchin porn at werk because u might go ape$h*t crackhead on them...o and wear some black leather pants on the first day that way ull be in with the guys and the girls.  :-*

if you do that, youll need some vaseline and a icy-hot bandage for your wrist as well.  actually, for choson, itll be more for his fingers than his wrist. 

I would shut your mouth, gochu man

two words:  jaji masahji

and ill flip for your icy hot.



OOO... I heard they're having a 2 for 1 sale on these jaji mashjis over at K-Town.. You should fly down here and join me
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: dsong02 on June 22, 2004, 07:19:10 AM
I  know huh.. btw, work starts for me tomorrow.

I need a survival kit of goodies, any idea?

id go with a gram of crystal meth and a stack of porn...that way they wont say anything to u about watchin porn at werk because u might go ape$h*t crackhead on them...o and wear some black leather pants on the first day that way ull be in with the guys and the girls.  :-*

if you do that, youll need some vaseline and a icy-hot bandage for your wrist as well.  actually, for choson, itll be more for his fingers than his wrist. 

I would shut your mouth, gochu man

two words:  jaji masahji

and ill flip for your icy hot.



OOO... I heard they're having a 2 for 1 sale on these jaji mashjis over at K-Town.. You should fly down here and join me

you shouldnt curse at work.

o wait...i forgot...its only 715 there.  lazy piece of *&^%, get to work.
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 22, 2004, 07:23:50 AM
8:30.  That's when I have to be there.

Makes me wish I can hurry and get my citizenship so I can go work for the gov't.  Can't beat that 9-5 Workweek
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 22, 2004, 12:25:20 PM
HAHAHA

ccg...thats pretty f'ed up jewie LOL  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 22, 2004, 06:48:19 PM
HAHAHA

ccg...thats pretty f'ed up jewie LOL  :-*

I thought so too. but cho dubbed her thee...so i'm off the hook on that one  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 23, 2004, 07:10:46 AM
Well she's chubby and chinese, what can i say?
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 23, 2004, 11:26:44 AM
Well she's chubby and chinese, what can i say?

good point, we had these chicks in high school we used to call chugs which was short for chinese uglies...hopefully ur chick is at least cute, right? heh heh  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 23, 2004, 03:42:32 PM
Well she's chubby and chinese, what can i say?

good point, we had these chicks in high school we used to call chugs which was short for chinese uglies...hopefully ur chick is at least cute, right? heh heh  :-*
cute and adorable
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 23, 2004, 03:56:52 PM
Well she's chubby and chinese, what can i say?

good point, we had these chicks in high school we used to call chugs which was short for chinese uglies...hopefully ur chick is at least cute, right? heh heh  :-*
cute and adorable

awwwww... :P
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 23, 2004, 05:58:21 PM
HM, that is one hot chick.  tell me that's your gf, cause i will give you props
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 24, 2004, 12:11:34 PM
HM, that is one hot chick.  tell me that's your gf, cause i will give you props

nah shes my friend from ucla shes a really kewl chick and ill be living with her next year so maybe u can come by during the lsd partyyy???  :-*
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: thechoson on June 24, 2004, 03:35:16 PM
Hot chicks don't give me time of day.  They want P. I. M. P. s like you or Thinknpositive
Title: Re: is this a sign?
Post by: headmachine on June 25, 2004, 09:13:12 AM
Hot chicks don't give me time of day.  They want P. I. M. P. s like you or Thinknpositive

trust me hot chicks suck...u gotta get a semi-hot chick with insecurity issues that way she wont be totally bad looking AND she wont ever leave u because she gets too scared of the possibility a cho-less life...i think its what they call a marriage made in heaven...

o wait all the hot chicks on lsd r pretty tight though...heh heh just to clarify.  :-*