Here's the deal- I went to the bar tonight and had a great time. My male private part stayed in my pants and everything went smooth, unlike last week. However, I parked in this garage and when I got back to my car I saw a ticket on my windshield. It had an envelope and instructed me to pay what I owed and submit to some dropbox to exit. Well, I was pretty wasted at the time and really did not feel like driving around to find the exit and the dropbox. In addition, I did not feel compelled to spend any money to exit the garage if it was not necessary. Well, I did what any DOWNY would do in this instance and drove down the ramp in reverse (it was too tight to turn around) and exited backwards through the entrance without paying. I laughed. Now, my question is this- given that the ticket referenced my license number and car, what should I do? My gut reaction is to not do anything and tell the garage to go @#!* itself, which is what I did tonight. Can they do anything to me, and should I give a *&^%?