things i have taken away from this thread:
2. i probably like jason perrrrrrrrrlx
3. eveman is probably a moderator (secret)
You got me. I'm a moderator.
I subsist on a diet of cheeseburgers and internet porn.
I am 31 years old and live in my parents' basement (I call it my dojo).
Right now I am masturbating with two fingers to a freeze-frame from Resident Evil
in which Milla Jovovich's breasts are visible.