I think it's time to declare victory and go home.
I'd like to award jason a Silver Star. His ROFL copter really carried the day.
reezy, you get a Weerodara Vibhushanaya (you'll probably have to look this one up)
Confused gets a Court-martial just because
Melvin, here's your UN Campaign Ribbon
pennylane gets a Purple Heart, of course
And I, for putting my own board privileges on the line by requesting that the mods kill themselves, receive a posthumously-awarded Medel of Honor