Pretty typical of Penn students to elbow their way into conversations and insist that they're really f-ing sweet.
In all seriousness, I'm absolutely thrilled about my job prospects coming out of UVA, as you should be about Penn.
Also, all firms have grade cutoffs at all schools (possibly minus HYS) - so 'screening' happens. At UVA, it just means you don't waste your time interviewing for a job you can't land. HTH