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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2007, 02:28:36 AM »
come on. Keep going.

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2007, 11:49:28 PM »
why did everyone stop?

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2007, 01:52:11 AM »
why did everyone stop?

because it stopped being funny after the first post.

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2007, 02:06:55 AM »
no it didn't

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2007, 09:05:06 PM »
dammit keep going.

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2007, 08:25:11 PM »
nobody thinks this is funny?

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2007, 09:53:21 PM »
I think this is a funny thread. Here is a recommendation inspired by my home state of Wisconsin and the upcoming deer hunting season.

Dear Fordham Law School,

As a long time hunting partner of Offmason I feel I am in a unique position to unequivocally recommend him to your institution. Offmason's unprecedented ability to drink copious amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon and still have the logical wherewithal to distinguish between deer and fellow hunters in bright orange vests is truly impressive. The compassion that Offmason shows when putting a wounded animal out of its misery with his Bowie knife will serve him well in law school and beyond. Fordham Law School would be lucky to have the unique skill set that Offmason offers. I can think of no better place for Offmason to use his stalking, marksmanship, and field dressing (ie gutting the animal) abilities than at Fordham Law School, in the middle of New York City. Please take this letter into consideration deciding on Offmason's application.

Respectfully submitted,
Roger Kryschinzki, long time drinking and hunting buddy.

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I once saw Offmason chase down a a cute fawn, tackle it, and tear its jugular out with his teeth. Truly, he is a man to be reckoned with.

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2007, 03:21:15 PM »
Why don't you have your mom write you a letter about how you never bit her teet, not even once, while you were nursing.
In:  UF, Tulane, FSU($), Miami($$$), Stetson, Oregon($)
Out: Washington and Lee
W/L: Arizona
Decision: UF c/o 2011!

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2007, 01:29:59 AM »
LOL keep them going

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Re: Recommendation from sister?
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2007, 01:42:10 AM »
Oh! Sure! I'm the only person to come up with a stupid idea? ;)

You all must admit though, even in the face of such outright stupidity and lack of foresight... I did provide you all with an outrageously stimulating thread.