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Penis shifting.

swifty

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Penis shifting.
« on: September 24, 2004, 09:36:19 PM »
Okay ladies, we all grab are crotches because we need to move things around for comfort.  I prefer to keep my penis shifted to the left, but i am left handed, and do not know if that plays a role.  Some probably go right, some right down the middle, and with the infamous shrinkage factor, sometimes we have no choice but the middle, that is, if you do experience shrinkage.  Fess up guys?  Right, Left, Middle?

foxnewssucks

Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2004, 09:38:12 PM »
I didn't even think you had one.

TheDecline

Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2004, 09:39:17 PM »
Specific positioning is not really that important for me.  I just like to grab it every once in a while to make sure that it is still there.  It is very important to me.

thechoson

Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2004, 09:46:15 PM »
I can't lift it to shift it.  Too heavy and too big

swifty

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Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2004, 11:37:01 PM »
I didn't even think you had one.

That's pure genius Franz.  Let me know if I can borrow some of your wit. 

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Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2004, 11:44:07 PM »
Actually, I'm the purveyor of wit here.

As for Franz, the more I see his posts, the more I hope we end up at the same law school.

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Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2004, 11:48:31 PM »
So you can come up with something better than Franz, or you think his witty (really lame attempt at wit) was sufficient?  Do try harder Franz.  I expected more from a wannabe lawyer.   8)

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Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2004, 11:51:31 PM »
I was making no reference to this thread (except that I, not Franz, am the purveyor of wit).  It was just a convenient place to note the Franz is growing on me.

thechoson

Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2004, 11:54:46 PM »
Franz is cool

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Re: Penis shifting.
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2004, 11:55:48 PM »
How about this, as the purveyort of wit, please don't let somebody (like franz who according to you has some wit) post a real stupid unwitty comment.  Or we could just call the whole thing off, and move on to bigger and better things, like penis shifting.   ;D