Come to this thread and I tell you what your patronus would be

[rugercaptain]

Oh sh*t!  You're on death row.  What's your last meal?

French onion soup
Filet mignon, rare
Twice-baked potato
Steamed green beans--tender-crisp with almonds
Freshly-baked croissants with LOTS of sweet cream butter
A bottle of 1991 Firelands Winery Cabernet Sauvignon
Carrot cake
A snifter of brandy

That ought to do it.

That question wasn't for you.  The patronus-gods didn't tell me to ask you this one.

If you had a daughter, what would you name her?

Oh, OK, sorry.  Daughter's name: Shirley Louise

[Smokey]

Oh sh*t!  You're on death row.  What's your last meal?

French onion soup
Filet mignon, rare
Twice-baked potato
Steamed green beans--tender-crisp with almonds
Freshly-baked croissants with LOTS of sweet cream butter
A bottle of 1991 Firelands Winery Cabernet Sauvignon
Carrot cake
A snifter of brandy

That ought to do it.

That question wasn't for you.  The patronus-gods didn't tell me to ask you this one.

If you had a daughter, what would you name her?

Oh, OK, sorry.  Daughter's name: Shirley Louise

What is your favorite fruit?

[Smokey]

Oh sh*t!  You're on death row.  What's your last meal?

Amish Friendship Bread (No, I am not amish... it is just realllly good)
Shahi Panir (or any other tasty vegetarian Indian dish)
Venti Iced Vanilla Chai from Starbucks

Mmmmm.

Yours is a giraffe.

[I am Penny Lane]

Yours is a giraffe.

Considering I am all of 5 feet tall and 90 pounds I find this to be very funny.