I'm not show-offy.
That's cool how you referenced a case.
I'm so far from the end of my tether right now that I reckon I could knit myself some socks with the slack.
You've missed me!
The appropriateness of Perpetua would probably depend on the tone of the writing. When I used it, I (half playfully) thought the extra space made the words sort of resonate.
Perhaps. Where's goalie?
gets no respect
We're not prestigious enough to be spelled correctly