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Kaplan is great

Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2007, 10:15:33 PM »
Plan:

1) become Kaplan tutor
2) flirt
3) develop cult following of below-average students
4) start tutoring company, create empire
5) create false hope in sub-140 students
6) flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7) screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8) ????
9) 2025: retire to Cuba

You forgot the Profit step.

Fixed it

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2007, 05:29:41 PM »
Now I'm scared to take Kaplan.  Actually I've always been scared to take Kaplan, but it's the only prep-testing service that fits my schedule. Hopefully, I'll take something(s) away from the class that will be useful on test day. 

:::sighs:::

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2007, 05:39:48 PM »
Plan:

1. become Kaplan tutor
2. flirt
3. develop cult following of below-average students
4. start tutoring company, create empire
5. create false hope in sub-140 students
6. flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7. screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8. ??
9. Profit
10. 2025: retire to Cuba


you forgot the sports car.

and i recommend retirement to bora bora instead.

Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2007, 06:14:21 PM »
Plan:

1. become Kaplan tutor
2. flirt
3. develop cult following of below-average students
4. start tutoring company, create empire
5. create false hope in sub-140 students
6. flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7. screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8. ??
9. Profit
10. 2025: retire to Cuba


you forgot the sports car.

and i recommend retirement to bora bora instead.

I figure I can buy a Packard in Cuba. It's more my style.

I'll have to look into Bora Bora.

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2007, 06:20:37 PM »
look no further



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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2007, 02:29:29 AM »
look no further




Liz, you literally brought tears to my eyes. That's exactly how I picture heaven to be like. The only thing missing are the 40 virgins. :D

Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2007, 02:33:05 AM »
look no further




Liz, where have you been? We've missed you.

Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2007, 05:32:47 PM »
Now I'm scared to take Kaplan.  Actually I've always been scared to take Kaplan, but it's the only prep-testing service that fits my schedule. Hopefully, I'll take something(s) away from the class that will be useful on test day. 

:::sighs:::


Do not take Kaplan. Please do not. Only take if you want to be real depressed on how you wasted money. You will  have a teacher who is teaching the PCATS, MCATS, GMAT and has never taken the LSAT.


You will be using grids to do the games and trees. Your classmates for the most part are going to be moron guys with rich parents or  ditsy girls.

The goal of these Kaplan students is to get a 160 on the LSAT. They teach you methods to get a 160 like skipping around and finding  easy problems. It is really depressing for me to even go.

But i still go because going to the course just makes me work on my bibles harder.

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2007, 05:35:58 PM »
I'm watching King of Queens right now.

Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2007, 05:37:11 PM »
I'm watching King of Queens right now.


Taking Kaplan is like watching King of Queens.