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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2007, 08:17:11 PM »
wow.  KEVINJAMESTINKS is the kind of guy you'd want to hit right over the mouth with a tube sock filled with hot, wet manure.

Wouldn't that be a waste of a perfectly good tube sock? ;)

And I'm not ashamed to admit it. I enjoy OP's threads.

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2007, 09:16:53 PM »
elitists

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Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are. 

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2007, 09:23:08 PM »
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titcr

Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are. 


???

These courses have to spoonfeed this stuff.  It comes easily to very few people. 

Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2007, 09:23:58 PM »
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Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are.

No matter how smart you may think you are keep in mind that it's all relative.

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2007, 09:38:09 PM »
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Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are.

No matter how smart you may think you are keep in mind that it's all relative.

OK. 

::spoonfeeds hank::

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2007, 09:54:35 PM »
The funny thing about the class is i never knew that people could be so dumb. I am telling  the class the problem is easy . All you do is take the  contrapostiive.  One girl SNAPS at me and says  we all not as smart as you. We can  do negations  CPs. .LOL .

sh*t, I'd hope everyone is smarter than this.

Actually I'd hope everyone (else) taking the LSAT is as smart as this. ;D

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2007, 09:56:14 PM »
The funny thing about the class is i never knew that people could be so dumb. I am telling  the class the problem is easy . All you do is take the  contrapostiive.  One girl SNAPS at me and says  we all not as smart as you. We can  do negations  CPs. .LOL .

sh*t, I'd hope everyone is smarter than this.

Actually I'd hope everyone (else) taking the LSAT is as smart as this. ;D

Fair enough  ;)

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2007, 10:06:29 PM »
elitists

titcr

Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are. 


???

These courses have to spoonfeed this stuff.  It comes easily to very few people. 


Maybe there's a better way to put it.  Like the above statement.  Or that "very few people are as bright as the OP, and people like him have trouble with generic courses."   :-\

Sorry.  I will be more tactful next time. 

Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2007, 10:12:57 PM »
Plan:

1. become Kaplan tutor
2. flirt
3. develop cult following of below-average students
4. start tutoring company, create empire
5. create false hope in sub-140 students
6. flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7. screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8. ??
9. Profit
10. 2025: retire to Cuba

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2007, 10:13:38 PM »
Plan:

1) become Kaplan tutor
2) flirt
3) develop cult following of below-average students
4) start tutoring company, create empire
5) create false hope in sub-140 students
6) flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7) screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8) ????
9) 2025: retire to Cuba

You forgot the Profit step.