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Hank Rearden

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2007, 11:38:09 PM »
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Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are.

No matter how smart you may think you are keep in mind that it's all relative.

OK. 

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2007, 11:54:35 PM »
The funny thing about the class is i never knew that people could be so dumb. I am telling  the class the problem is easy . All you do is take the  contrapostiive.  One girl SNAPS at me and says  we all not as smart as you. We can  do negations  CPs. .LOL .

sh*t, I'd hope everyone is smarter than this.

Actually I'd hope everyone (else) taking the LSAT is as smart as this. ;D

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2007, 11:56:14 PM »
The funny thing about the class is i never knew that people could be so dumb. I am telling  the class the problem is easy . All you do is take the  contrapostiive.  One girl SNAPS at me and says  we all not as smart as you. We can  do negations  CPs. .LOL .

sh*t, I'd hope everyone is smarter than this.

Actually I'd hope everyone (else) taking the LSAT is as smart as this. ;D

Fair enough  ;)
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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2007, 12:01:48 AM »
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Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are. 


???

These courses have to spoonfeed this stuff.  It comes easily to very few people. 


Maybe there's a better way to put it.  Like the above statement.  Or that "very few people are as bright as the OP, and people like him have trouble with generic courses."   :-\

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Re: I am teaching the Kaplan teacher in his own class
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2007, 12:06:29 AM »
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titcr

Some of you don't seem to realize how dumb most people are. 


???

These courses have to spoonfeed this stuff.  It comes easily to very few people. 


Maybe there's a better way to put it.  Like the above statement.  Or that "very few people are as bright as the OP, and people like him have trouble with generic courses."   :-\

Sorry.  I will be more tactful next time. 
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The appropriateness of Perpetua would probably depend on the tone of the writing.  When I used it, I (half playfully) thought the extra space made the words sort of resonate.

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2007, 12:12:57 AM »
Plan:

1. become Kaplan tutor
2. flirt
3. develop cult following of below-average students
4. start tutoring company, create empire
5. create false hope in sub-140 students
6. flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7. screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8. ??
9. Profit
10. 2025: retire to Cuba

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2007, 12:13:38 AM »
Plan:

1) become Kaplan tutor
2) flirt
3) develop cult following of below-average students
4) start tutoring company, create empire
5) create false hope in sub-140 students
6) flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7) screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8) ????
9) 2025: retire to Cuba

You forgot the Profit step.
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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2007, 12:15:33 AM »
Plan:

1) become Kaplan tutor
2) flirt
3) develop cult following of below-average students
4) start tutoring company, create empire
5) create false hope in sub-140 students
6) flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7) screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8) ????
9) 2025: retire to Cuba

You forgot the Profit step.

Fixed it

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2007, 07:29:41 PM »
Now I'm scared to take Kaplan.  Actually I've always been scared to take Kaplan, but it's the only prep-testing service that fits my schedule. Hopefully, I'll take something(s) away from the class that will be useful on test day. 

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Re: Kaplan is great
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2007, 07:39:48 PM »
Plan:

1. become Kaplan tutor
2. flirt
3. develop cult following of below-average students
4. start tutoring company, create empire
5. create false hope in sub-140 students
6. flood test day with 35,000 below-average takers
7. screw up LSAT scale to the tune of -8 = 180
8. ??
9. Profit
10. 2025: retire to Cuba


you forgot the sports car.

and i recommend retirement to bora bora instead.
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