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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2007, 03:44:37 PM »
Answer: in law school.
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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 05:31:51 PM »
Answer: in law school.

Answer2: getting their CPA.
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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 05:42:07 PM »
I'd offer Answer 3, but I hear jews are kinda sensitive to jokes.

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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 05:46:45 PM »
It's okay. We're only reinforcing stereotypes of Jews as successful people.
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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2007, 07:15:10 PM »
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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2007, 08:28:32 PM »
Answer 3: Saving lives in the operating room.

Anyway, so why did you Jews choose law? Pushed into it or out of choice?

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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2007, 10:41:19 AM »
Calling Jews to New Orleans
Hoping to repopulate a dwindling Jewish community, leaders appeal across the country to help heal the city. They also offer cash incentives.

http://www.latimes.com/news/la-na-jewish19jul19,0,2988023.story?coll=la-tot-topstories&track=ntothtml

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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2007, 10:43:09 AM »
Answer 3: Saving lives in the operating room.

Anyway, so why did you Jews choose law? Pushed into it or out of choice?

when you're too dumb to do the MD or the PhD and don't want to do the MBA...

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Re: Where the Jews at?
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2007, 01:28:09 PM »
Answer 3: Saving lives in the operating room.

Anyway, so why did you Jews choose law? Pushed into it or out of choice?

when you're too dumb to do the MD or the PhD and don't want to do the MBA...

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