A five-minute ceremony? That's hilarious. Dude, I used to love Britney (not for her music, but because I wish I looked like her and I thought she had a cute personality), but the more I hear about her now, the more I agree that she's white trash. Among the blondes in the business, I know prefer Jessica Simpson. She knows she's dumb, but at least she's classy and has a better sense of what marriage is all about. Omg, I can't believe I just typed that. I've only seen a couple episodes of Newlyweds, but she's exactly what I hope not to be in a marriage, the complainer that doesn't do anything. Ugh. I take it back, I don't want to be like any of them. But I still want to look like Jessica or the non-trashy Britney.