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Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
« on: September 21, 2004, 12:14:14 PM »

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

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Re: Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2004, 12:19:59 PM »
10 and 3 are my faves!

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Re: Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2004, 12:26:55 PM »
Anyone else watch it last night? Kerry was HILARIOUS.

I was very impressed.

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Re: Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2004, 12:27:25 PM »
I just heard about it this morning.  Wish I had seen it.  I was watching Leno though :)
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Re: Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2004, 12:35:58 PM »
John Stewart was on Leno... :D

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Re: Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2004, 12:42:08 PM »
I went to sleep before the guests.  I watch the monologue every night, and Monday is headlines, so I watched that too.  I had to return my TiVo last week  :'( but Adelphia should have come to my apt by now to install our new DVR, so I get to record Leno tonight and every night.

Speaking of which, anyone have the Adelphia DVR?  Is it as good as TiVo?
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