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Tulane... Best School Ever?

Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2007, 02:19:15 PM »

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Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2007, 02:20:44 PM »
I'm just giving good advice.  I had a friend who was TTTpwned. 


srsly - don't feel the toilets.

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Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2007, 02:22:21 PM »
I'm going to HYS.

Employers that wouldn't touch your law review's EIC would suck off a bull rhino to get one of our bottom 10 AA admits.

Congrats on your supposed acceptance to HYS. You have 0 proof that your acceptance is legitimate, and not a blatant internet lie used solely to inflate your e-peen and denigrate other posters.

Furthermore, even if I choose to accept your false claim; with your personality disorder, you will surely be fired by your schmancy employer, and end up as one of the very few, shameful examples of HYS students who fail at life.

Finally, please don't fret so much about my future outcomes. If I make Top 30% at any T1 school, my biglaw position is already secured - a benefit of being far more sociable, and less of a feminine hygiene product than you.

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Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2007, 02:25:19 PM »
If I make Top 30% at any T1 school, my biglaw position is already secured - a benefit of being far more sociable, and less of a feminine hygiene product than you.


The first part is just wrong.  The second is unintelligible

Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2007, 02:25:49 PM »
I'm just giving good advice.  I had a friend who was TTTpwned. 



Would you explain this to us, please?

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Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2007, 02:29:06 PM »
If I make Top 30% at any T1 school, my biglaw position is already secured - a benefit of being far more sociable, and less of a feminine hygiene product than you.


The first part is just wrong.  The second is unintelligible


For a "HYS" student, your RC skills are odious.

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Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2007, 02:30:18 PM »
I'm just giving good advice.  I had a friend who was TTTpwned. 



Would you explain this to us, please?

He's lying; Who would really admit to being this kid's friend?

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Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2007, 02:32:19 PM »
I'm just giving good advice.  I had a friend who was TTTpwned. 



Would you explain this to us, please?

I would.  I'm not one of those ivory tower HYS students.  I'm a man of the people.  I don't look down my nose. 

He went to a TTT, (middling t1 school), earned grades just above the median and couldn't get any legal work in NYC.  He ended up temping for 25 dollars an hour and living in 10x20 studio apartment until he moved back with his parents and started doing non-legal work for his dad's company.

Nice kid.  Sad story.  I just hate what the toilets do to kids.

Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2007, 02:34:16 PM »
I'm just giving good advice.  I had a friend who was TTTpwned. 



Would you explain this to us, please?

I would.  I'm not one of those ivory tower HYS students.  I'm a man of the people.  I don't look down my nose. 

He went to a TTT, (middling t1 school), earned grades just above the median and couldn't get any legal work in NYC.  He ended up temping for 25 dollars an hour and living in 10x20 studio apartment until he moved back with his parents and started doing non-legal work for his dad's company.

Nice kid.  Sad story.  I just hate what the toilets do to kids.

did he think that his school would get him into the NYC market?  was it in Iowa?  did he network extensively?  did he just count on OCI?  Why didn't he get better grades?  Details please.

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Re: Tulane... Best School Ever?
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2007, 02:44:16 PM »
He was led to think that he would be able to get NYC BIGLAW.  He ended up not even able to get midlaw.

He was a huge networker and member of two journals.  Nepotism doesn't help nearly as much as people think.  With his school/grades, he couldn't even get an interview with 95% of firms (which is a shame because he has one of those great interviewee charming personalities).

As for why he didn't get better grades: he finished above the median.