Excellent point eveman. Let's not forget, however, this very important criteria:
Number of Professional Con-Artists - Access to professional con-artists is important for students and faculty, as well as for the legal community around which the swindlers are located. A large professional staff of specially trained fraudsters assures the incoming class will feel at ease about giving up their cold hard cash without suspecting that anything is amiss and that students and staff will have access to knowledgeable hustlers when questions about morals and ethics arise. Previous Official Guide editions used the “number of hot exploited teens.”
at least folks at cooley understand subject-verb agreement.
It was intentional, dumbo.
You seem a little slow today?
Wheelchair out for repairs?
TIMMAY!!!!!
yes, lassie?
You need to brush up on your cultural references, my mentally-disabled friend. 
sorry if you not able follow julie. in future, try keep up.
julie just surprisaed you not mention, once again, your allegedly high lsat score.
and julie certainly not your friend, mr. *&^%-for-brains.