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ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julie Fern

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2007, 12:53:40 PM »
ENOUGH BASHING COOLEY, YOU MORONS! IT'S THE BEST SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS

SO SHUT UP!

You make a good point. And also, I don't want to hear anyone criticizing the Cooley Rankings, either. If you actually bothered to go to their website instead of just drinking the Kool Aid, you would find that the rational behind the rankings, and the factors they are based on, actually makes a lot of sense.

http://www.cooley.edu/rankings/intro_8th_general.htm

This one's my favorite:

"Library Seating Capacity - To study, a student needs a place to sit. The more crowded a library, the more likely it will not be able to serve as a resource to the entire student body."

Yeah, Harvard Yale and Stanford SOUND like good schools, with their fancy average starting salaries after graduation, but what happens when you get to the library and find that there's no where for you to sit?

harvard students not use library.  they all out playing polo.

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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2007, 12:55:21 PM »
Excellent point eveman. Let's not forget, however, this very important criteria:

Number of Professional Con-Artists - Access to professional con-artists is important for students and faculty, as well as for the legal community around which the swindlers are located. A large professional staff of specially trained fraudsters assures the incoming class will feel at ease about giving up their cold hard cash without suspecting that anything is amiss and that students and staff will have access to knowledgeable hustlers when questions about morals and ethics arise. Previous Official Guide editions used the “number of hot exploited teens.”

at least folks at cooley understand subject-verb agreement.

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2007, 12:56:46 PM »
this is fvcked up.

you guys are going to hell.
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HAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA!!!

ahem.. i mean.. fvcked up. seriously. you all should be ashamed!

seriously:  yes, they should.

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2007, 01:10:34 PM »
Excellent point eveman. Let's not forget, however, this very important criteria:

Number of Professional Con-Artists - Access to professional con-artists is important for students and faculty, as well as for the legal community around which the swindlers are located. A large professional staff of specially trained fraudsters assures the incoming class will feel at ease about giving up their cold hard cash without suspecting that anything is amiss and that students and staff will have access to knowledgeable hustlers when questions about morals and ethics arise. Previous Official Guide editions used the “number of hot exploited teens.”

at least folks at cooley understand subject-verb agreement.

It was intentional, dumbo.

You seem a little slow today?
Wheelchair out for repairs?

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 01:55:48 PM »
absolutely. they should all stop it immediately. very bad.


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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 02:22:03 PM »
In all seriousness, you should never lose sight of the common humanity shared by you and those students who choose by their own agency to attend Cooley.

Although it is tempting to judge those whose decisions, expectations and desires are different from your own, remember that others too may view your priorities as alien or wrongheaded.

Those things which bind us together are stronger than those which differentiate us, and those things that make us different are also what make us unique.

By criticizing one square of the human tapestry, we not only overlook the value and richness of the whole, but also demean its very fabric.

Cooley Law School is a thing, and like all things it is neither wholly perfect nor wholly imperfect. Although some of you may call a degree from Cooley worthless, and the school an instrument of institutionalized theft, such descriptions serve only to engender value judgments which overlook those positive qualities that are also inherent in its existence.
 

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2007, 02:46:04 PM »
Have you heard the jingle?

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2007, 02:55:42 PM »
http://www.cooley.edu/mediacenter/cooley.htm

You have to fast forward, or watch the whole thing.. its at the very end.

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2007, 02:58:23 PM »
Umm if you guys didn't know, the T14 has just been renamed the T16, because it needs to include Cooley



Harvard University
   
1
   
(1)
Georgetown University    
2
   
(4)
University of Texas    
3
   
(5)
University of Virginia    
4
   
(3)
New York University    
5
   
(2)
Yale University    
6
   
(6)
Northwestern University    
7
   
(8)
Columbia University    
8
   
(6)
George Washington University    
9
   
(9)
University of Minnesota    
10
   
(11)
American University    
11
   
(15)
University of Michigan    
12
   
(12)
Fordham University    
13
   
(10)
University of Pennsylvania    
14
   
(14)
University of California-Berkeley    
15
   
(13)
Thomas M. Cooley Law School    
16
   
(18)

I realize that that raking system is complete and utter bull, but what is it based on?.. And where do they get that?

I think that any school that needs to defend its ranking is seriously pathetic.. and then to invent one's own raking system to put it near the top?.. HAHAH...

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Re: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2007, 03:00:02 PM »
i think people are too hard n that school.

they give people a chance that might never otherwise have one...