ITT: I take your prestige-related questions

[NotSmails]

Dragonfly.

[Hank Rearden]

Praying mantis?

[Hank Rearden]

Praying mantis?

You missed the exclamation points of horror in that sig

But rest assured, the pesky moth is now dead, dead, dead

I thought it was funnier like this. 

[owlsmid17]

Shiner.  This is Texas.

Good call.

[n/a]

I hate the assholes that give people *&^% about beer...

We go into a bar, and there is dollar cans of PBR, and 3 dollar bottles of bud...

I order a round of PBRs, and like half my group of 21 year old friends go apeshit, like PBR is drinking toilet water, and Bud Light is infinitely better.


FU WANNABE BEER SNOBS... ITS f-ing bad AMERICAN BEER, WHO CARES IF ITS BUD LIGHT OR PBR... ITS ALL TERRIBLE AND TASTES THE SAME WITHIN 5%


Disclaimer:  This does not apply to keystone.  Keystone tastes like rotten bananas, and should not be consumed by anyone, at any time.

[Captain]

I hate the assholes that give people sh*t about beer...

We go into a bar, and there is dollar cans of PBR, and 3 dollar bottles of bud...

I order a round of PBRs, and like half my group of 21 year old friends go apeshit, like PBR is drinking toilet water, and Bud Light is infinitely better.


FU WANNABE BEER SNOBS... ITS f-ing bad AMERICAN BEER, WHO CARES IF ITS BUD LIGHT OR PBR... ITS ALL TERRIBLE AND TASTES THE SAME WITHIN 5%


Disclaimer:  This does not apply to keystone.  Keystone tastes like rotten bananas, and should not be consumed by anyone, at any time.

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I'll admit that Bud Light is not infinitely better, but PBR IS like drinking toilet water. Your friends were half-right.

[fuwaf]

you must be drinking the keystone premium. key light is prestijus.

You're all losing prestige just by talking about crappy beer... and cursing at wannabe beer snobs.

[Captain]

you must be drinking the keystone premium. key light is prestijus.

You're all losing prestige just by talking about crappy beer... and cursing at wannabe beer snobs.

I'm not a wannabe. I AM a beer snob.

[fuwaf]

you must be drinking the keystone premium. key light is prestijus.

You're all losing prestige just by talking about crappy beer... and cursing at wannabe beer snobs.

I'm not a wannabe. I AM a beer snob.

So am I, but I don't curse at the wannabes... I do make fun of the less prestigious people who come into my bar, though. 

[n/a]

you must be drinking the keystone premium. key light is prestijus.

You're all losing prestige just by talking about crappy beer... and cursing at wannabe beer snobs.

I'm not a wannabe. I AM a beer snob.

So am I, but I don't curse at the wannabes... I do make fun of the less prestigious people who come into my bar, though. 

I curse at wannabes AND the snobs though... does this salvage some shred of prestij?  Or am I screwed for life?