Here's a terrible poem about it:
Working on Saturday
By Jihad Jesus
Woe is me
this Saturday morn
i would much rather
be eating corn
istead I labour
like Tony Blair's old party.
Oh to be Tony Blair
and to be called Anthony informally
i doubt he ever gets that
Mr. Blair is probably as informal
as it it ever gets for him
luckily our Saturday dress is
informal too
so i've got on jeans
and topsiders with socks.