*grab the object of your affection's shirt tag and look at it* then say:Just as i thought, made in heaven.orIs that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible disappointment? My zipper.makes em laugh every time.
I never actually watched the show.WHY DON'T YOU LIKE CHE?!?!
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.Why aren't we making out?I'm just looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?
"Hey, aren't you Jen's friend?"