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Pick up lines.. :)

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« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2007, 03:15:40 AM »
Wanna @#!*?

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« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2007, 03:40:35 AM »

How about some pizza and sex?

What, you don't like pizza?

And


@#!* me if I'm wrong.  Have we met before?


And


If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


And

That shirt is very becoming on you.  Of course, if I were that shirt I would be coming on you too.

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Re: Pick up lines.. :)
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2007, 09:33:17 AM »
*grab the object of your affection's shirt tag and look at it* then say:

Just as i thought, made in heaven.

or

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.

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« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2007, 09:38:31 AM »
*grab the object of your affection's shirt tag and look at it* then say:

Just as i thought, made in heaven.

or

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.

ummm, hey, wish


Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.   ;)  ;D

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Re: Pick up lines.. :)
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2007, 09:48:42 AM »
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.


Works every time.  ;)

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« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2007, 09:51:10 AM »
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible disappointment? My zipper.


makes em laugh every time.  ;)

ummm, ok....





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Re: Pick up lines.. :)
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2007, 09:59:20 AM »
I never actually watched the show.
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE CHE?!?!

Ah, that would explain why you didn't know I was joking...

Gee, why don't I like Che? Probably because of my irrational fear of commies...

Mostly I hate people who wear Che t-shirts because it means that either:

1) They wear it because it looks cool, and have no idea what the man stood for.

or

2) They are a commie.

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Re: Pick up lines.. :)
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2007, 10:09:06 AM »
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

Why aren't we making out?

I'm just looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.

Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?

Futurama. Nice. Most of those would work for me, I'm sure.

The last one only if I am picking up Goth chicks, though.

Re: Pick up lines.. :)
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2007, 12:55:42 PM »
Hm hm hmmm...I love my women like I love my coffee: Strong, Black and HOT!

::throws HOT coffee at him::

...And just like your coffee I'm hot enough to burn you so back off LOSER!  ;D

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Re: Pick up lines.. :)
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2007, 12:59:52 PM »
"Hey, aren't you Jen's friend?"

Haha this is gold.