I was referring to your intellectual penis. Which is quite robust.
Jolie is creeping up on me.
I think #1 is The Tempest and #3 is Love's Labour's Lost
6" must be Much ado about nothingwhich would make 9" As you like it
Hah, im a cheater, I heard a similar joke with the inch things back in high school I think, but dont think there were any of these other ones that are in here... and I think my joke was 3, 6, and 9, cause we were in high school and had smaller penises