Flirtatious Remarks

[Hank Rearden]

Over the past several months I have been flamed by many members of this board for my random flirtatious remarks to female members of the board.  The way the remarks operate is that I find someone female.  Perhaps I know they are female because they tell me or because they have a female-sounding monicker.  Sometimes I will jump on these females and tell the female that she is very attractive or charming. 

So here's my question:  does anyone find this to be funny?  I think its hilarious, especially because I do it in such a way that one would have to be totally oblivious to sarcasm and dry humor in order to be offended by the remark.  Even if no one finds it funny I will probably continue to do it because I think its funny. 

Also, does anyone have any good flirtatious remarks that I could use?  I focus on attractive or charming b/c theyre basically the most indulging to a female's ego.  I could use something even more crude, like a reference to cup size.  What would be the funniest attribute to use in these remarks?

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,89664.0.html

[Hank Rearden]

Hank, you doofus.

It's about the Cooley Joke thread.  I thought it was kind of funny. 

[Captain]

I do not find your flirtations funny...















... I find them sexy...

[Shark Week]

nothing you could ever do would make you as annoying as Tetris or that bimbo who finds him funny

[Tetris]

nothing you could ever do would make you as annoying as Tetris or that bimbo who finds him funny

You are so jealous of me.

[TwinkyBean]

I think its funny..lol.. But I also think the Cooley jokes are funny. .. What do I know!?   

[Supergirl]

Man hank, I was massively confused reading this until I got to the part where you linked to the Cooley thread. I thought our flirtations were genuine! 

And Tetris = biggest tool this board has seen in a long time.

[Tetris]

Over the past several months I have been flamed by many members of this board for my random flirtatious remarks to female members of the board.  The way the remarks operate is that I find someone female.  Perhaps I know they are female because they tell me or because they have a female-sounding monicker.  Sometimes I will jump on these females and tell the female that she is very attractive or charming. 

So here's my question:  does anyone find this to be funny?  I think its hilarious, especially because I do it in such a way that one would have to be totally oblivious to sarcasm and dry humor in order to be offended by the remark.  Even if no one finds it funny I will probably continue to do it because I think its funny. 

Also, does anyone have any good flirtatious remarks that I could use?  I focus on attractive or charming b/c theyre basically the most indulging to a female's ego.  I could use something even more crude, like a reference to cup size.  What would be the funniest attribute to use in these remarks?

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,89664.0.html

I must admit that I was a little creeped out by your advances at first... especially when I told you I was a dude and you kept asking for "special pics" and trying arrange for webcam dates... :|

[Hank Rearden]

I think its funny..lol.. But I also think the Cooley jokes are funny. .. What do I know!?   

You're perfect the way you are.   

Man hank, I was massively confused reading this until I got to the part where you linked to the Cooley thread. I thought our flirtations were genuine! 

And Tetris = biggest tool this board has seen in a long time.

There can be no confusion when it comes to true love.   

Anyway, you don't know what love is.  You just do as you're told.   

[Tetris]

And Tetris = biggest tool this board has seen in a long time.

Somewhere between my inflammatory comments is some useful law school/ LSAT advice. 

Plus I spice the board up.