Cooley Jokes

[keepitsimple]

Uhhh.... what the hell?

Ditto. .. These pple are kinda sensitive , dont ya think? I still think your Cooley jokes are funny.   

Yeah... hyper sensitive.  You'd think they all go to Cooley and that's why they're so offended.

I'm more offended by your banglet hair style than anything else

[Julie Fern]

kids at cooley must think you funniest guy ever.

you got only herpes and strong right forearm.

You forgot the anal warts. (Thanks Hank Rearden)

And its still better than FAS.

not "joking" way out of this one, cooley-boy.

[Julie Fern]

this f-ing thread

Lol.. totally agree.. I think I'm gonna let this one go.. finally.

finally, you on road recovery.

When are you going to start?

just as soon as you do roots.

I will just as soon as you start using complete sentences.

You really dont get the whole Julie thing do you?

only some do. others mock handicapped.

Why don't you explain it to us?

those who get julie refuse answer whether glass halfg full or half empty.  it friggin' same, ya numbnuts.

those who get julie know that infections must be taken seriously, as otherwise they turn into republicans.

those who get julie know that president gump easily stupidest friggin' jerk on planety earth, with exception of anyone on faux "news."

those who get julie know that mocking handicapped in very bad taste.

that all for now.  julie very tired.

[Julie Fern]

I have to say, Julie has been on these past couple days.

on what?

[Julie Fern]

Uhhh.... what the hell?

Ditto. .. These pple are kinda sensitive , dont ya think? I still think your Cooley jokes are funny.

Yeah... hyper sensitive. You'd think they all go to Cooley and that's why they're so offended.

I'm more offended by your banglet hair style than anything else

bangs in, baby.  especially at cooley.

[Julie Fern]

I have to say, Julie has been on these past couple days.

good times.

not unlike that time we taunted those bovine-americans on outskirts of omaha.  julie thought she never stop laughing.

[Julie Fern]

hey, how things at cooley?  hahaha.

[AlphaBusey]

OP

No they aren't funny.  When people are freaked out about something, telling them that they are going to go to one of the worst accredited schools in the country is not funny. People find it arrogant and unhelpful.

BTW, you don't have an LSAT score yet... don't make jokes.

There is nothing not funny about Cooley.  And yet these "jokes" are not funny.  You guys just finished the LSAT, figure that out.

Telling a Cooley person "I will buy and sell you some day", on an anonymous message board (or some permutation of that)?  A bit lame.  Looking directly into their eyes face-to-face, saying that and watching as hopelessness clouds over them and their soul is ripped in half?  Now that's funny.

[Julie Fern]

OP

No they aren't funny. When people are freaked out about something, telling them that they are going to go to one of the worst accredited schools in the country is not funny. People find it arrogant and unhelpful.

BTW, you don't have an LSAT score yet... don't make jokes.

There is nothing not funny about Cooley. And yet these "jokes" are not funny. You guys just finished the LSAT, figure that out.

Telling a Cooley person "I will buy and sell you some day", on an anonymous message board (or some permutation of that)? A bit lame. Looking directly into their eyes face-to-face, saying that and watching as hopelessness clouds over them and their soul is ripped in half? Now that's funny.

and seeing look of utter disappointment on your mother's face as she see you for first time:  priceless.

[AlphaBusey]

OP

No they aren't funny. When people are freaked out about something, telling them that they are going to go to one of the worst accredited schools in the country is not funny. People find it arrogant and unhelpful.

BTW, you don't have an LSAT score yet... don't make jokes.

There is nothing not funny about Cooley. And yet these "jokes" are not funny. You guys just finished the LSAT, figure that out.

Telling a Cooley person "I will buy and sell you some day", on an anonymous message board (or some permutation of that)? A bit lame. Looking directly into their eyes face-to-face, saying that and watching as hopelessness clouds over them and their soul is ripped in half? Now that's funny.

and seeing look of utter disappointment on your mother's face as she see you for first time:  priceless.

Yes, it was.  Being the love child of Lynne Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, disappointment can only go up.