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Jolie Was Here

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2007, 02:42:48 PM »
Almost as good as the Chewbacca defense.

What's the Chewbacca defense?  Does it have to do with the scene where he is playing chess with C3PO and destroys the chess board rather than admitting defeat?

Aaaaaand the hits just keep on coming! 

Oh, and btw tetris.  Not funny.  At. all.
I was referring to your intellectual penis. Which is quite robust.

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2007, 02:44:21 PM »
in his defense, his crack whore bit was kind of funny.
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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2007, 02:47:07 PM »
Use New England school of LAW. LMAO

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2007, 04:24:16 PM »
regent, baby.

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #74 on: June 23, 2007, 02:04:11 PM »
Averaging 19.77 posts a day and referencing yourself constantly in third person, Julie is by far the most entertaining fictional personna since "Jack" in Fight Club.

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #75 on: June 23, 2007, 08:41:39 PM »
not you sweet.

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #76 on: June 24, 2007, 12:03:37 PM »
Averaging 19.77 posts a day and referencing yourself constantly in third person, Julie is by far the most entertaining fictional personna since "Jack" in Fight Club.


Julie's hot.  I wanna taker back to my wigwam and make like rabbits.
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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #77 on: June 24, 2007, 08:37:02 PM »
you should stop treating your rabbits that way.

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #78 on: June 26, 2007, 11:25:57 PM »
Who makes a thread asking other people if their jokes are funny?

 ???

People who are afraid of being failures in life and thus being forced to go to Cooley

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Re: Cooley Jokes
« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2007, 05:22:05 PM »
I am very disappointed that this was not actually a thread of Cooley jokes.