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Plants 'recognize' their siblings

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Re: Plants 'recognize' their siblings
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 02:51:00 PM »
maybe we can survive on stockpiles of twinkies
they don't go bad.

or on dairy.

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Re: Plants 'recognize' their siblings
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2007, 02:59:14 PM »
Well once the vegetarians realize what they are doing to the plants, and stop eating them, they will grow weak from starvation. Then we can swoop in and eat them. Problem solved. Until we run out a vegetarians, then we can start eating illegal immigrants. Two problems solved with one stone, thatís what they call thinking like a lawyer. I like it.

You are assuming that all the illegal aliens aren't also vegetarians.

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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2007, 03:00:15 PM »
Well once the vegetarians realize what they are doing to the plants, and stop eating them, they will grow weak from starvation. Then we can swoop in and eat them. Problem solved. Until we run out a vegetarians, then we can start eating illegal immigrants. Two problems solved with one stone, thatís what they call thinking like a lawyer. I like it.
Illegal immigrants are too stringy.  It comes fron a small diet and strenuous physical activity.  It'll have to be politicians.  They're as juicy as veal!

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Re: Plants 'recognize' their siblings
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2007, 03:01:33 PM »
Well once the vegetarians realize what they are doing to the plants, and stop eating them, they will grow weak from starvation. Then we can swoop in and eat them. Problem solved. Until we run out a vegetarians, then we can start eating illegal immigrants. Two problems solved with one stone, thatís what they call thinking like a lawyer. I like it.

You are assuming that all the illegal aliens aren't also vegetarians.

Zinged.

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Re: Plants 'recognize' their siblings
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 03:05:12 PM »
Well once the vegetarians realize what they are doing to the plants, and stop eating them, they will grow weak from starvation. Then we can swoop in and eat them. Problem solved. Until we run out a vegetarians, then we can start eating illegal immigrants. Two problems solved with one stone, thatís what they call thinking like a lawyer. I like it.

You are assuming that all the illegal aliens aren't also vegetarians.

I am also assuming they are tasty!

lol! TRUE. Meat is meat though, right?

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Re: Plants 'recognize' their siblings
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2007, 03:06:26 PM »
Clones don't have souls. We could clone everything we eat. Then who cares if they scream or whatever. They're not really the genuine article.

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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2007, 03:13:07 PM »
Clones don't have souls. We could clone everything we eat. Then who cares if they scream or whatever. They're not really the genuine article.

Yeah, but eating clones causes toe cancer.

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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2007, 03:13:56 PM »
Clones don't have souls. We could clone everything we eat. Then who cares if they scream or whatever. They're not really the genuine article.

Yeah, but eating clones causes toe cancer.

All you really need is the big toe anyway.

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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2007, 03:14:33 PM »
Clones don't have souls. We could clone everything we eat. Then who cares if they scream or whatever. They're not really the genuine article.

Yeah, but eating clones causes toe cancer.
and deja vu.

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Re: Plants 'recognize' their siblings
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2007, 03:15:04 PM »
Clones don't have souls. We could clone everything we eat. Then who cares if they scream or whatever. They're not really the genuine article.

Yeah, but eating clones causes toe cancer.
and deja vu.