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Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« on: June 06, 2007, 04:59:30 PM »
It's just about the time everyone is freaking out about the test WAY too much, and some off topic diversions are needed.


Since the untimely -- yet so timely, for our sake -- incarceration of Ms. Hilton required a latex-gloved search of her, um, money maker, let's guess what they may have found in there...


Go...
There foam'd rebellious Logic, gagg'd and bound.                           
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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 05:07:37 PM »
okay, i'll start.


1.  the national enquirer.

2.  britney spears' sobriety

3.  three crayons: burnt sienna; granny apple; sky blue
There foam'd rebellious Logic, gagg'd and bound.                           
            -  Charles Dodgson,  "Lewis Carroll"                               
                         "The Game of Logic"

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 05:11:32 PM »
i didn't see your answer. it was fabulous, and also likely true.

isn't it crowded in there with all the crabs, though?
There foam'd rebellious Logic, gagg'd and bound.                           
            -  Charles Dodgson,  "Lewis Carroll"                               
                         "The Game of Logic"

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 05:20:01 PM »
that would be all the time.
There foam'd rebellious Logic, gagg'd and bound.                           
            -  Charles Dodgson,  "Lewis Carroll"                               
                         "The Game of Logic"

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 05:26:11 PM »
4 empty bottles of tanqueray

2 bic lighters

1 napkin from Hyde with phone numbers

There foam'd rebellious Logic, gagg'd and bound.                           
            -  Charles Dodgson,  "Lewis Carroll"                               
                         "The Game of Logic"

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 05:33:41 PM »
brandon davis

rental DVD from Blockbuster of Dude, Who Stole my Car?

lindsay lohan's sobriety

half empty bottle of green olives

5 unpaid parking tickets


There foam'd rebellious Logic, gagg'd and bound.                           
            -  Charles Dodgson,  "Lewis Carroll"                               
                         "The Game of Logic"

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 06:05:24 PM »

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 06:09:30 PM »
<Insert horrible pun about "roast beef" here>

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 06:13:00 PM »
who said it was her ass cavity we were talking about? there is another one, you
 know.
There foam'd rebellious Logic, gagg'd and bound.                           
            -  Charles Dodgson,  "Lewis Carroll"                               
                         "The Game of Logic"

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Re: Paris Hilton's Cavity Search
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 06:15:04 PM »
- empty bottle of tanning lotion
- speeding tickets and dui citations