The appropriateness of Perpetua would probably depend on the tone of the writing. When I used it, I (half playfully) thought the extra space made the words sort of resonate.
J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all.
I'm not exactly sure, but I would think it would have to be pretty extreme to cover something like this.The quote from Todd Schneider also seems to imply that any specific group has the "right" to find a mate/SO/whatnot on eHarmony...
I'm not show-offy.
I saw an ad on TV for another internet dating service advertising that it did not exclude anybody, unlike E-Harmony. I didn't know what they were talking about until now.
::Wonders what any number of gay sites' policies on heterosexuals are::