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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1470 on: June 27, 2007, 06:52:56 PM »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

I'D BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU LEFT ME NOW
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR LOVE
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1471 on: June 29, 2007, 03:56:19 AM »
Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
When I' horny like thirsty,
She's a bottle of water.

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1472 on: June 29, 2007, 04:42:41 AM »
Be bop ba do
sueeey
da dading a loo
skat a ping da boo

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1473 on: July 02, 2007, 01:49:51 AM »
Hacked to pieces they found her
Or rather, they scraped her off the floor
Bits of bone and brain around her
And the whole room was splattered with gore

Her death was pitiless and violent
Bludgeoned beyond recognition
Her facial features crushed, her brain beat to mush
Her last moments were truly perdition

Picking up the chunks of the bodies left behind
Senseless carnage and bloodshed is all they will find
So many bits and pieces in death`s dark design
This axe was made to grind.

The next piece of puzzle was even more brutal
I hacked up her bowels with a grin
Her struggles would prove so tragically futile
Oh, how she squirmed as she was done in
Even the coroner found it quite savage
When he saw what forensics uncovered
A few pieces was all they could salvage
Out of the red running gutter.

The next clue in this forensic jigsaw
Arrived on the slab quite the worse for wear
It was all they could manage, to find something to lavage
So little of her carcass was there.

Picking up the chunks of the bodies left behind
Senseless carnage and bloodshed is all they will find
So many bits and pieces in death`s dark design
This axe was made to grind.

They scraped the remains into Ziploc bags
Collected for autopsy
No blood on the axe, I covered my tracks
Nothing will lead them to me.

A grotesque enigma carved from human flesh and bone
Death is the final hand we`ll all dealt
From the grizzly aftermath, of this heinous bloodbath
The only answer`s the puzzle itself...

Picking up the chunks of the bodies left behind
Senseless carnage and bloodshed is all they will find
So many bits and pieces in death`s dark design
This axe was made to grind.

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1474 on: July 02, 2007, 08:31:20 AM »
Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Yeah yo situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
Mm mm tell 'em Rick it's all so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
Yeah mm mm it's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart
Mm mm check it out

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison poison

If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I start to leave fly girl
You know 'cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world
She's so fly, she'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' dreamin'

Poison deadly moving it slow
Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid laid so better lay low
Schemin' on hots my end the pro show
The low pro hot should be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin' huh
She's weighin' but I know she's a loser
How do you know me and the crew used to do her
Poison (x20)

I was at the bar shake shakin' takin' 'em off
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas the highs the lows
Keepin' one eye open still clockin' 'em
Still one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be how how is she
Michael me and see and I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe ha-ha ha-ha
Now you know you're Slick blow

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison (Poison poison)
Never trust a big butt and smile
Poison (Poison poison)
She's dangerous
Poison
Oh yeah (poison) oh yeah
(Poison poison)

Hear fellas you hear what I'm saying Mike
Yeah baby dance for a fact
What's happened to Ral-T and Johnny G and Bobby Brown
You know who we mean crew
(Poison)
ah-ha ah-ha ah-ha
The noobs are so into themsleves you'd think they allready have offers at Tool, Tool, feminine hygiene product & Dumbass LLC

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1475 on: July 02, 2007, 12:47:41 PM »
this thread my big ol' f-in' butt is strange

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1476 on: July 03, 2007, 10:29:54 PM »
Forensic fetishism
By erogenuos rottenatomy aroused
Shameless self-fondling aggressively abetted
By the embaldming fluid with which you are doused
Tagged, stabbed and lavaged
You`ve passed beyond the veil
Blood replaced by formaldehyde
Your lifeless flesh so pale

Now I pay my last disrespects
Here are my final regards:
As it was in life so it is now in death
Cold, grim and hard!

FUNERAL F*CK
FUNERAL F*CK

Entangled in lust`s contorted embrace
Undulating within the shroud
And I`m proud to do my part
In making your passing cum laude
I orgasm in the open casket
Wanking on your wake,
Writhing on the slab,
With each liberty I take

Now I pay my last disrespects
Here are my final regards:
As it was in life so it is now in death
Cold, grim and hard!

FUNERAL F*CK
FUNERAL F*CK

The naked and the dead
Carnal knowledge so corrupt
Consummating your death certificate
Your eternal rest I lustily disrupt
The last rites are invoked in moans
As I grovel in my intimacy
At least you aren`t facing death alone
Your ends is my means to ecstasy

Now I pay my last disrespects
Here are my final regards:
As it was in life so it is now in death
Cold, grim and hard!

FUNERAL F*CK
FUNERAL F*CK

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1477 on: July 04, 2007, 11:08:13 PM »
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat

Everbody gather round now
Let your body feel the heat
Dont you worry if you cant dance;
Let the music move your feet

Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat

Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day

Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got
Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop

(repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga


you just know that your ass is shaking when you read this...
Do you really believe in free speech, or just in speech you agree with?

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1478 on: July 07, 2007, 08:19:26 AM »
Bret:
They call me the rhymenocerous
Not because I'm fat
Not because I've got birds on my back
Because I'm horny, I'm horny
When I'm on the mic
I'm like global warming
You can't ignore me
In the bedroom I'm the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist
Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus

Jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
My lyrics are bottomless

Bret (spoken)Is that it?
Jemaine(spoken)Yeah

Bret:
Sometimes my rhymes are obscene
Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18
They're so filthy, I feel guilty
I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine
Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine
Hahahaha
(gun sound affects)
(spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent
Sorry about that one, you have a go

jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!

both guys:
Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why?

jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback

Bret:
Because I rap about reality
both guys:
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
Ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey-ho

bret:
Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling
jemaine:
I'm freestylin just on the microphone
On the bbc, on the bbc
I'm just freestylin on the bbc
Um British broadcasting company
i'm just basically making this *&^% up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it's not so good

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches know, should know
I'm trying to correct this
Mr. White: Smoke?
Mr. Pink: I quit.
[later]
Mr. Pink: What, you got one?

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Re: Today's random lyrics
« Reply #1479 on: July 07, 2007, 08:20:33 AM »
J: Looking Ďround the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the room.
B: In the whole wide room
J: And when youíre on the street
Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three
Good looking girls on the street
B: Depending on the street
J: And when I saw you at my mateís place
I thought, ďWhat is she doing
At my mateís place?
How did Dave get
A hottie like that
To a party like this?
Good work, Dave.Ē
B: Ooh, youíre a legend, Dave.
J: I ask Dave if heís gonna make a move on you
Heís not sure
I say, ďDave, do you mind if I do?Ē
He says he doesnít mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But Iím gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low
Here we go
Both: Youíre so beautiful
You could be a waitress
Youíre so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the Ď60ís
Youíre so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
Both: Itís 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Letís get out of here
Letís get in a cab
Iíll buy you a kebab
I canít believe
That Iím sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab
Ooooh
Why donít we leave?
Let's go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I donít mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
ĎCause youíre so beautiful
J: Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
Both: Youíre so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: But youíd probably still have to keep your normal job
Both: A part-time model
J: Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this
Mr. White: Smoke?
Mr. Pink: I quit.
[later]
Mr. Pink: What, you got one?