We, the undersigned, petition the universe at large to spontaneously generate a small cage around the general position of the poster known as PrinceYanni. We then petition the universe at large to lock said cage and to move it into a dark cave somewhere in the vicinity of nowhere special. Further, we petition the universe at large to create a small annoying goblin-like creature who will feed and water PrinceYanni between 1 and 3 times daily, according to the whims of said goblin-like creature. This will continue until the end of time.
Make it so.