The appropriateness of Perpetua would probably depend on the tone of the writing. When I used it, I (half playfully) thought the extra space made the words sort of resonate.
No you wouldn't. If she was a hot lawyette you might, but not this one. Taking off your clothes in public is only beneficial if you're hot.
Yeah, we watched the video in the law library months ago...my favorite part is when she holds the gavels up to her boobs.
That's cool how you referenced a case.
I'm so far from the end of my tether right now that I reckon I could knit myself some socks with the slack.