Law School Discussion

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What is the most lawyerly beverage one can partake in at a function?

Fine Bourbon and water
19 (12.8%)
Fine Scotch and water
56 (37.8%)
Tequilla shots
10 (6.8%)
A high-grade Vodka
18 (12.2%)
Schnopps/Dessert Liquor
5 (3.4%)
Club Soda
13 (8.8%)
Gin and Tonic
27 (18.2%)

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The Most Lawyerly Beverage

Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2007, 08:54:17 PM »
this is a dumb question, pls help the ignorant: What does "fine" as in "fine scotch" mean?

Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2007, 08:55:37 PM »
It means if its sung about in a song about a letter that Johnny Walker 'Read' you better not let anybody ever find out, slob.

Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2007, 08:58:54 PM »

[/quote author=Fast Cars, Danger, Fire and Knives link=topic=88582.msg2245111#msg2245111 date=1179888528]
people who like scotch are condescending snobs, especially if they only talk about single malt.

Well, I AM a snob... but I talk Scotch because I am Scottish. It's in my blood.


yea!  the prissy from CHRISTIANIA

I'm not talking about you (unless you only drink single malt scotch), I am talking about the Norweigan-No-It-All.
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Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2007, 09:16:35 PM »
this is a dumb question, pls help the ignorant: What does "fine" as in "fine scotch" mean?

It means a Single Malt. Glenfiddich or better.

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Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2007, 09:19:35 PM »

[/quote author=Fast Cars, Danger, Fire and Knives link=topic=88582.msg2245111#msg2245111 date=1179888528]
people who like scotch are condescending snobs, especially if they only talk about single malt.

Well, I AM a snob... but I talk Scotch because I am Scottish. It's in my blood.


I'm not talking about you (unless you only drink single malt scotch), I am talking about the Norweigan-No-It-All.
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LOL. Actually I am a firm believer that Single Malt is the only Scotch worth talking about. I'll drink a blend, but if you offer me a choice, I'll always pick a Single Malt, and I'll never allow anyone to suggest that any blended Scotch is "the best."

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Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2007, 09:26:56 PM »
Scotch, Scotch, Scotch. I love Scotch...

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Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2007, 09:35:33 PM »
Even top shelf tequila has that *&^%-faced drunk spring break kid aura over it though... albeit with a trust fund perhaps :p

maybe in Norway it does.  but, ummmm...why are you being so judgmental?

people who like scotch are condescending snobs, especially if they only talk about single malt.

You're taking the internet waaaay too serious.

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Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2007, 09:38:47 PM »
Johnnie Walker Blue or Royal Salute

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Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2007, 09:53:19 PM »
Would it be cool if I just asked for a Coca-Cola, fountain please, on the rocks? ;)

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Re: The Most Lawyerly Beverage
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2007, 10:00:35 PM »
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[/quote author=Fast Cars, Danger, Fire and Knives link=topic=88582.msg2245111#msg2245111 date=1179888528]
people who like scotch are condescending snobs, especially if they only talk about single malt.

Well, I AM a snob... but I talk Scotch because I am Scottish. It's in my blood.


I'm not talking about you (unless you only drink single malt scotch), I am talking about the Norweigan-No-It-All.

LOL. Actually I am a firm believer that Single Malt is the only Scotch worth talking about. I'll drink a blend, but if you offer me a choice, I'll always pick a Single Malt, and I'll never allow anyone to suggest that any blended Scotch is "the best."

::yawns::

::reaches for a glass of blended scotch::

::Mumbles something about 'sassenach'::