I met her in Philosophy class. We had an in-class debate and I made her cry.
After that, she knew it was meant to be.
People are pathetic. 34 years old and she can't figure out how to get a dude? Come on! Men are easy! Although, I have to say I'm not very enamored of the bar-scene as far as dating goes...
I think it's best to meet people at bars who are friends of a friend, something like that. Just meeting a random person? There are some crazies out there...
And how/why did you make her cry??
How, with my superior wit and rhetorical skills, of course.
Why? Because she was wrong.