The Anchor.

[thechoson]

She's towing an anchor...a junior investment banker... who talks about herself and not much else... so buy her a beer that's the reason you're here.. mighty wingman...

Anyways, have you noticed these anchors?

I will see like a group of 3 girls walking around here.  Hot, Korean girls.  Well, 2 of them would be hot. And the one in the middle is, well, not as hot.

So she's obviously the anchor, the blocker, the one you have to get through. How do you playas deal with this middle earth creature that follows everywhere, and starts spreading rumors about you that you have herpes?

[The ZAPINATOR]

I use a chainsaw.

ZAP

[thechoson]

It's just so weird though.

Hot ass girl, and her best friend is this mean, not good looking, total female dog, that wants to block you at all costs.

[The ZAPINATOR]

I think you have to put on a gas mask and act like there's a terrorist attack.  Then when the fat friend is busy freaking out and hiding under a desk, you swipe the hot one and make out with her.

ZAP

[thechoson]

That's why you need the wingman.  A friend, that will deal with the blocker.  However, you do this, you may never ever have that wingman again.

[The ZAPINATOR]

Well, you can get another wingman. 

ZAP