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Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???

Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« on: May 04, 2007, 01:37:25 PM »
Which law school is most adept at withstanding a zombie outbreak? Are there any law schools on island? Any schools with elevated classrooms only accessibly by ladder? Any help would be most appreciated.

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Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 02:00:57 PM »
Hawaii   :D

Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 02:19:31 PM »
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 03:28:33 PM »
Hawaii   :D

But if the zombies ever found their way on to the island, you'd be right f*cked.

No, I'm gonna have to go with Loyola in L.A., as the zombies would have no idea who is or is not one of their own kind.

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Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 10:35:52 PM »
Ohio State  why would anything waste their time with a buckeye

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Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 12:33:05 AM »
Ohio State  why would anything waste their time with a buckeye

Essentially stole my joke.

Regent because there's no brains for the zombies to eat.  Yuck yuck yuck.

Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 10:35:10 AM »
Ohio State  why would anything waste their time with a buckeye

Essentially stole my joke.

Regent because there's no brains for the zombies to eat.  Yuck yuck yuck.

Zombies don't need to eat brains to survive...this is a myth...and the craving for living flesh is merely a craving, nothing more.

Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 10:36:18 AM »
Hawaii   :D

Hawaii would be a terrible palce to go. Once you're there you're trapped and they thrive in warm climates. A school in Alaska or upper northeast would probably be best suited due to the cold climate and wilderness.

Re: Best Law School for Withstanding Zombie Outbreak???
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 11:03:55 AM »
I think U of M might be good--it has the whole Gothic castle appeal that I'm sure is siege-worthy, plus it meets the aforementioned cold climate requirement.  You could hunker down in the Lawyer's Club and wait the flesh-craving bastards out. 

Consequently, if the entire Michigan football team survived in the law school they might have a shot beating the broken and battered (and eaten) Buckeyes the following year... unless Lloyd Carr survived in there with them, then they're screwed.