With these answers, I'm not thinking you're drunk enough. Okay, which is most prestigious:1. Asian mom-daughter team2. 4 Dwarf gang-bang3. Hot movie star
Ah, here we go!Cinco de Mayo:1. Unwelcome Intrusion of Mexican culture2. Welcome opportunity to get drunk
What's the age of consent in hypothetical state?If it is 16 or under, I'd ride her twice. Then take her home to her parents, explain that I found her at a bar and she was trying to pick up guys for sex, and tell her than I've already had a heart-to-heart with the girl and she doesn't need any further punishment.The mother (single or divorced, no doubt) would then hump me twice out of gratitude.