taking and giving highly prestigious 4:05 AM drunk questions

[Judge Smails]

With these answers, I'm not thinking you're drunk enough.

Okay, which is most prestigious:

1. Asian mom-daughter team
2. 4 Dwarf gang-bang
3. Hot movie star

Yea, it's starting to wear off, but I have work at 8, so I'm just going to stick it out.

[Judge Smails]

Ah, here we go!

Cinco de Mayo:

1. Unwelcome Intrusion of Mexican culture
2. Welcome opportunity to get drunk

I welcome all cultures to get drunk on my St. Paddy's day.  Why shouldn't the mehicanoes reciprocate?

[Keanu]

Why, after all we've been through together, do you sometimes act like you don't even know me, even though you know how much it hurts me? 

Also, did I leave my undies at your place?  The ones with the yin-yang on the ass?

[Every Guy]

What's the age of consent in hypothetical state?

If it is 16 or under, I'd ride her twice. 

Then take her home to her parents, explain that I found her at a bar and she was trying to pick up guys for sex, and tell her than I've already had a heart-to-heart with the girl and she doesn't need any further punishment.

The mother (single or divorced, no doubt) would then hump me twice out of gratitude.

Incredible post.  This needs to be bumped.