taking and giving highly prestigious 4:05 AM drunk questions

[Judge Smails]

MY question: why do hot girls hang out with fat whores?

[Letsgo]

MY question: why do hot girls hang out with fat whores?

That makes them look so much more attractive.

Anyway, if there was a really really hot, like out of this world hot 16 year old, would you do her?

[Judge Smails]

Do I know she's 16?

[Judge Smails]

MY question: why do hot girls hang out with fat whores?

Various reasons: boost self-esteem by always being hotter/smarter/classier than someone else; as cover for when she gets too drunk to control her impulses, and she doesn't want to go home with "the wrong guy".

Rimshot

[Letsgo]

Do I know she's 16?

Yes, you know she is 16.

[Judge Smails]

What's the age of consent in hypothetical state?

If it is 16 or under, I'd ride her twice. 

Then take her home to her parents, explain that I found her at a bar and she was trying to pick up guys for sex, and tell her than I've already had a heart-to-heart with the girl and she doesn't need any further punishment.

The mother (single or divorced, no doubt) would then hump me twice out of gratitude.

[Letsgo]

What's the age of consent in hypothetical stater??

There is no age of consent; this isn't a statuory rape question.  I'm just wondering if you would have sex with a really hot 16 year old.

[Letsgo]

What's the age of consent in hypothetical state?

If it is 16 or under, I'd ride her twice. 

Then take her home to her parents, explain that I found her at a bar and she was trying to pick up guys for sex, and tell her than I've already had a heart-to-heart with the girl and she doesn't need any further punishment.

The mother (single or divorced, no doubt) would then hump me twice out of gratitude.

Lol

[Judge Smails]

What's the age of consent in hypothetical state?

If it is 16 or under, I'd ride her twice. 

Then take her home to her parents, explain that I found her at a bar and she was trying to pick up guys for sex, and tell her than I've already had a heart-to-heart with the girl and she doesn't need any further punishment.

The mother (single or divorced, no doubt) would then hump me twice out of gratitude.

Which position does Mom take it in? If multiple, which is most prevalent?

Pile driver.  If I've gone this far in this "Dear penthouse" esque story, I might as well go the distance.

Better yet, the kid comes back and and watches and either joins in the sex, or they bitchfight over my pene.  Either way, it would be highly prestigious for me.

[Judge Smails]

With these answers, I'm not thinking you're drunk enough.

Okay, which is most prestigious:

1. Asian mom-daughter team
2. 4 Dwarf gang-bang
3. Hot movie star

1 and 3.

Lucy Loo and daughter (assuming she has one)