1.) Most likely to succeed. - Brito
2.) Least likely to succeed. - Umass
3.) Smartest - hmm... I'll throw MissP a vote
4.) Funniest - cal. This should not be open to discussion.
5.) Best looking from self tar pic (Male or Female) - PhishyEel, no contest (better?) (side note: I'm please to see I actually got a vote. Amazing what a self-tar which leaves 80% of your facial features indeterminable can do).
6.) Best/funniest/smartest Troll - Smails, occassionally.
7.) Worst/stupidest Troll - spinachyogurt
8.) Most annoying. - Jhuen_the_Bird
9.) Most sexually deprived. Me is a good answer (long-distance relationships will do that to you), but I'm going with my gut and saying Hank. Sorry, dude, but something about on-line LSD flirting makes me wonder (see: Johnny Stuffs His Mouth).
10.) Future SCOTUS justice - Hank (see 9).