This thread has become ridiculous and entertaining. Just wanted to say thanks for those who actually provided great suggestions. The Last King of Edinburgh-the MPA sounds interesting, I will look into it. And to clarify:
1. I'm not suicidal, just wanted more career options. I'm using this tar because I used to have one that said "I'm still waiting" for law school decisions, and this one is simply to state that I've given up on stalking down the mailman and using status checkers. I guess it now translate to I've given up on law school altogether.
2. I just dont want to waste anymore time/money to applying to law school if the schools I would be happy at don't want me.
3. Felt this was the best place to ask for opinions since most of you guys probably have a similar major and just wondering what everyone’s backup plan would be if going to law school wasn't an option anymore.