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Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« on: April 16, 2007, 10:53:03 PM »
1. Ever punch someone in the face?

2. Describe the underpants you're currently wearing?

3. Are you single or taken?

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?

5. Do you dream at night?

6. Ever seen a corpse?

7. Have you ever wished someone dead?

8. Do You Like Bush?

9. Whats your philosophy on life? Death?

10. If you could do anything sexual with one LSDer, who/what would it be?

11. Do you trust the police?

12. Do you like country music?

13. What is your fondest memory of LSD?

14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

15. Have you dated another LSDer?

16. What do you wear to sleep?

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it?

18. Would you hide evidence for them if your best friend/close family asked you to?

19. If you had only one day to live, what would you do?

20. What is your favorite thing about one LSDer?

21. Most annoying person on LSD?

22. Name five attractive LSDers?

23. What's your favorite color?

24. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

25. Tell us one interesting/odd fact about you?

26. Have you given it the old collge try?  Would you?
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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 11:01:48 PM »
1. Ever punch someone in the face?

Yes.

2. Describe the underpants you're currently wearing?

None.

3. Are you single or taken?

Done.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?

Both.

5. Do you dream at night?

Lots.

6. Ever seen a corpse?

Yes.

7. Have you ever wished someone dead?

Yes.

8. Do You Like Bush?

Shaven.

9. Whats your philosophy on life? Death?

Meh.

10. If you could do anything sexual with one LSDer, who/what would it be?

Cal.  Moms.

11. Do you trust the police?

NWA.

12. Do you like country music?

Nein.

13. What is your fondest memory of LSD?

Stan.

14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

Hair.

15. Have you dated another LSDer?

No.

16. What do you wear to sleep?

Zilch.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it?

Yup.

18. Would you hide evidence for them if your best friend/close family asked you to?

No.

19. If you had only one day to live, what would you do?

Eat.

20. What is your favorite thing about one LSDer?

Two.

21. Most annoying person on LSD?

skee

22. Name five attractive LSDers?

No.

23. What's your favorite color?

Tons.

24. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

Moon.

25. Tell us one interesting/odd fact about you?

Twitch.

26. Have you given it the old collge try?  Would you?

Sure.

J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all. 

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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 11:17:47 PM »
1. Ever punch someone in the face? Yes
2. Describe the underpants you're currently wearing? Pink
3. Are you single or taken? Taken
4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Hands
5. Do you dream at night? Yes
6. Ever seen a corpse? Yes
7. Have you ever wished someone dead? No

I'm bored now.


Come no!  I stuck with it the whole way.  You can, too.
J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all. 

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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 11:29:45 PM »
What!  I was the Artful Dodger!



ETA:  Thanks, archival.  You may leave now.
J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all. 

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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 11:33:54 PM »
:: curtsies, scuttles off ::


This made me think of The Little Mermaid.   :D
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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 11:36:48 PM »
What!  I was the Artful Dodger!



ETA:  Thanks, archival.  You may leave now.


Oh, let us sing, then!

"Consider yourself...at home..."

Although, I prefered "I'll Do Anything", as I got to kiss a senior...


Oh my god.  That's the song I always bust into.  hahahaha

The former, that is.


I hated "I'll Do Anything".  It was with my best friend's mom.  Awkward.
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2007, 11:38:56 PM »
I'm trying to remember all these songs.  I did this when I was 10.  Tough to recall.
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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2007, 12:01:18 AM »
I love doing surveys when I should be writing essays...

1. Ever punch someone in the face? No

2. Describe the underpants you're currently wearing? None

3. Are you single or taken? Taken

4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Utensils

5. Do you dream at night? Yes

6. Ever seen a corpse? No

7. Have you ever wished someone dead? No

8. Do You Like Bush? No, but not as bad as people make him out to be

9. Whats your philosophy on life? Death? I'm not that smart

10. If you could do anything sexual with one LSDer, who/what would it be? ?

11. Do you trust the police? Eh...

12. Do you like country music? Miranda Lambert and Tim McGraw

13. What is your fondest memory of LSD? ?

14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be? Physically, my eyebrows

15. Have you dated another LSDer? No

16. What do you wear to sleep? Shorts and shirt

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it? Yes to both

18. Would you hide evidence for them if your best friend/close family asked you to? Eh

19. If you had only one day to live, what would you do? Golf and play guitar

20. What is your favorite thing about one LSDer? Demingh, Shanny, and Hank...proofreading experts

21. Most annoying person on LSD? Euphrasie

22. Name five attractive LSDers? Demingh, Goalie, Chica, Ksusha, Hank  ;)

23. What's your favorite color? Blue

24. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? MLK

25. Tell us one interesting/odd fact about you? Turned down full scholarship and stipend to D1 golf team

26. Have you given it the old collge try?  Would you? ?

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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2007, 12:30:25 AM »
1. Ever punch someone in the face? yes

2. Describe the underpants you're currently wearing? seamless boxer briefs

3. Are you single or taken? false dichotomy

4. Eat with your hands or utensils? i dive in face first

5. Do you dream at night?  only when i can get the voices to SHUT UP!

6. Ever seen a corpse? i saw a dead seal one time on the beach in washington

7. Have you ever wished someone dead and had that wish fulfilled?  Unfortunately, no.

8. Do You Like Bush more than self-immolation?  tough question

9. Whats your philosophy on life? Death? I am an immortal solipsist

10. If you could do anything sexual with more one LSDer at once, who/what would it be?  I could think of many combinations and permutations

11. Do you trust the police?  Only when they have tasers, not guns.

12. Do you like country music?  Only im Montana when I am drunk and singing karaoke.

13. What is your fondest memory of LSD?  I am still waiting for it. 

14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?  The hairyness of my ass.

15. Have you dated another LSDer?  only in my dreams, but i am not sure if that counts as dating.

16. What do you wear to sleep?  depends on the weather and whether or not i am solo

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it?   Yes and yes.  Who hasn't

18. Would you hide evidence for them if your best friend/close family asked you to?  Depends.  How many bodies are we talking about?

19. If you had only one day to live, what would you do?  Shoot myself in the face.

20. What is your favorite thing about one LSDer?  Too many fav things, too many people.

21. Most annoying person on LSD? Natnuts

22. Name five captivatingly brilliant LSDers?  Julie Fern, Bluewarrior, Yoda Blue. ImVinny, Fireprancer

23. What's your favorite color? blue

24. If you could bring back anyone that has passed gas, who would it be? baby Jesus

25. Tell us one interesting/odd fact about you? My thumb does not bend at the knuckle

26. Have you given it the old collge try?  Would you?  Yes.
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Re: Stupid Myspace Survey (Modified for LSD)
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2007, 02:48:03 AM »
1. Ever punch someone in the face?

Eighth grade...I gave a boy a black eye because he didn't like-like me.  I don't think that changed his mind.

2. Describe the underpants you're currently wearing?

Care Bear panties with Lucky Bear, shamrocks, and the saying "Lucky Me."  Gengis has seen them.

3. Are you single or taken?

Painfully single.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?

Both.  But if a food can be justifiably eaten with either, like pizza, I tend to eat with my hands.

5. Do you dream at night?

Delightfully.  Or horrifyingly.  But almost never boringly.

6. Ever seen a corpse?

Yes.

7. Have you ever wished someone dead?

Yes, but I don't think seriously.

8. Do You Like Bush?

Some days.  Less lately.  Bad second term staffing choices.

9. Whats your philosophy on life? Death?

I don't have any...I've very shallow.

10. If you could do anything sexual with one LSDer, who/what would it be?

This answer is so good in my head...

11. Do you trust the police?

Generally yes, but there are moments when I doubt their competence.

12. Do you like country music?

Enormously.

13. What is your fondest memory of LSD?

The first online game of Never Have I Ever.

14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

My fondness for bad ideas.

15. Have you dated another LSDer?

Not yet.

16. What do you wear to sleep?

Since I'm living at home, shorts/pants and a t-shirt.  My attire was more exciting I lived alone.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it?

Sure.

18. Would you hide evidence for them if your best friend/close family asked you to?

I have no idea.

19. If you had only one day to live, what would you do?

Drink mojitos with friends.  And my mommy.

20. What is your favorite thing about one LSDer?

Hollowman always pops up where you least expect him, usually with something pithy to say to someone stupid.

21. Most annoying person on LSD?

Hmmm...I would say Fireprancer, but his hair is so luscious.

22. Name five attractive LSDers?

No.

23. What's your favorite color?

Pure sky blue.  Preferably matched with a buttery yellow.

24. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

Adam.

25. Tell us one interesting/odd fact about you?

A pediatrician at the hospital offered my parents a large sum of money for me, as I was a cute white baby girl and would fetch a high price on the underground baby market.

26. Have you given it the old college try?  Would you?

Probably not...I'm kind of lazy.
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